Why so fixated on Baylor? CU is the football team you should care about.
This goes beyond athletics. That university has serious issues at all levels and it needs to get fixed. Now.
Exorcism?This goes beyond athletics. That university has serious issues at all levels and it needs to get fixed. Now.
Look, she was only raped once....
No, we are all winners here!We should have a neg rep thing.
Get yer hands right here, see, and say, let's play the non-touching game. We get as close as we can, but touching is a no-no. It's a matter of discipline, and if Baptists aren't the smartest in the crowd, by golly (excuse my language), we're the most disciplined. Hands right here. Get 'em close, but don't touch!
Wait, he wants to rape Shawn Oakman?"Have you seen how broad Shawn Oakman's shoulders? About this wide. And thy're all ripped up and muscley and dreamy. Wait, what were we talking about? Oh, yeah. Rape."
"Let's not get carried away here. There's a pretty good chance she deserved it."
Clearly the university administrators and stewards of the football program have demonstrated sufficient neglect to warrant a prompt house cleaning of the elements who looked the other way as these indiscretions ran wild. Ken Starr, athleteic director Ian McCaw, and head coach Art Briles should all be pressured into resigning and BU can replace them with leaders who will enact real institutional change. They could save money by having Dr. Tom Osborne replace all three.
"Now just calm down, it's not like a got a blowjob from a girl in a blue dress"
"Well, Bill never did define what "is" was."
Calm down, we have the solution: Ban dancing.