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Buffsurveyor Post

I have a teensy-weensy pee-pee that is stubbornly flaccid so I visit this site to have it virtually stomped by my glorious Buffalo Overlords. When they kick it hard enough, I can feel it sometimes move.

Thank you, Buffs, for helping me feel alive. I haven't felt this good since Ratso Slowpitch violated my Mom in Trumpian fashion, so many years ago.
 
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BuffSurveyor said:
I have a teensy-weensy pee-pee that is stubbornly flaccid so I visit this site to have it virtually stomped by my glorious Buffalo Overlords. When they kick it hard enough, I can feel it sometimes move.

Thank you, Buffs, for helping me feel alive. I haven't felt this good since Ratso Slowpitch violated my Mom in Trumpian fashion, so many years ago.
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Thanks to the Allbuffs Overlord Moderator who edited my post and injected his personal experiences to make them my own.
Next time don't brag about the size of your pee-pee and its ability to perform. It's more information than we need to know.
 
BuffSurveyor said:
Thanks to the Allbuffs Overlord Moderator who edited my post and injected his personal experiences to make them my own.
Next time don't brag about the size of your pee-pee and its ability to perform. It's more information than we need to know.
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Be honest: how many times did you use the thesaurus to complete this post?
 
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