Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by BuffNut99, Apr 17, 2012.
Why is everything so blurry? I shouldn't have gone to 420 on Farrand Field.
I don't even know why I have nostrils.
If I squint, they look like FBS talent.
eeerrhsfgp - I'd tap dat ass
"I wonder what Dan Hawkins would do right now"
Are those kids on the sideline any bigger than my players?
"Did I remember to write down Arkansas' number?"
Dammit, Is this practice facility regulation size or what?
I've got the 70 yard stare.....
"Hoping that was just a fart.... but if it was a shart, I'll have to call practice."
I should have stuck to my day job on "The Office".
Nick told me there would be days likes this...he just didn't tell me I'd have this many slow skill position players.
Maybe if I squint real hard and click my shoes together three times.....I will be back in Tuscaloosa~
God, I'd rather be in a booth with Pam Ward right now.
With my next contract, I have to put in a clause paying for new glasses ...
This is a lot harder without Nick telling me what to do.
Good gawd, the outhouses are far away.
Why is my defensive end wearing the green QB jersey? They better not be banging each other.
Farts sure do linger in this facility.
My guys look slow even on this midget field.
Nick said "you can always cheat and win"; he lied.
WTF! What The ****! What The **** Did I Do To Myself? WTF!
Chizik went 5-19 at ISU and still got the Auburn job. Hell, I can go 0-14 with these losers and "Bama will still want me when Saban leaves.
The CSU Rams practiced today. While Coach McElwain racks his brain to find a way to have the team practice in only 2 colors instead of 3.
"Ya know, I am getting older and my eye sight isn't what it used to be, maybe this 70yard field isn't so bad after all"
Where are our lineman?
These CSU guys sure don't take their football seriously enough!
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