CU has rejoined the Big 12 and broken college football - talking out asses continues

[Uncle Ken]

Tifwiw

 

[Burrito]

I want to apologize.

Okay, I was having a little (too much) fun freaking out about joining our new conference yesterday. Obviously, I'm not overly excited about the Big XII brand.

However, I appreciate the warm welcome our new conference mates have offered us, and I apologize for being less than gracious about accepting those messages.* So thank you Big XII for throwing us a lifeline. We've been a horrible football team, and don't deserve it, and I'm grateful that you'll have us back. And I'm sorry that we weren't the team we hoped we would be during our time with the PAC, so apologies to our (most recent) former conference. I wish that had been better.



*The message or gratitude does not apply to those evil ****s at Baylor. **** them for covering up murder and rape at an institutional level, hiding behind some sort of faux morality in the name of religion and also for being general assholes (in particular former disgraced Regent Buddy Jones). **** Baylor.

You used to be cool. Now? A shell.

 

[Leon Sandcastle]

This all has a really weird vibe to it. Feels like we’re Margo Robbie walking into a room full of super thirsty weirdos.

 

[Uncle Ken]

You used to be cool. Now? A shell.

Likewise my dear friend. It's been quite a journey to lameness for the two of us.

 

[Uncle Ken]

This all has a really weird vibe to it. Feels like we’re Margo Robbie walking into a room full of super thirsty weirdos.

As a DILF living on the Hill, I've become accustomed to that feeling.

 

[Not Sure]

Is that the Silver Sow, or the Buckeye NewsHawk Award?

It’s quite obviously the Silver Sow. I mean, look at the trophy. It’s an actual silver sow.

 

[Leon Sandcastle]

As a DILF living on the Hill, I've become accustomed to that feeling.

This would have meant more absent your dumb apology to these ****s…embrace the hate

 

[Burrito]

Likewise my dear friend. It's been quite a journey to lameness for the two of us.

It's true, I can barely hate anyone anymore. But I do intend to derisevly antagonize the entire conference. Cause are you ****ing kidding me?

Also for our conference mates, PSA "Sonic" is not a food group.

 

[Uncle Ken]

This would have meant more absent your dumb apology to these ****s…embrace the hate

Nobody likes an apologetic DILF, but I'm saving the hate for Fred 2.

 

[LesGrossman]

Don’t worry I’ve been on their radar for weeks and love bashing me, you‘ll be in the background soon!

Oh god damnit. Things have gone too far

 

[BerkeleyBuff]

 

[hokiehead]

Nor have I, but it looks absolutely impressive

Friend's story

 

[LesGrossman]

Brian can’t hardly contain himself with the thought of road trips to Provo

He’s probably drinking a cold glass of chocolate milk through a cereal straw watching BYU highlights with their roster in hand this morning

 

[Uncle Ken]

He’s probably drinking a cold glass of chocolate milk through a cereal straw watching BYU highlights with their roster in hand this morning

THAT'S NOT A ROSTER!

UBL, I know.

 

[LesGrossman]

Tifwiw

Been saying it makes way too much sense.

Also this is how we really get to watch the knife twist

 

[Uncle Ken]

Been saying it makes way too much sense.

Also this is how we really get to watch the knife twist

Oregon and Washington would significantly close the gap between the Big XII and the BIG. I'm wondering if the BIG is reconsidering.

 

[Sheldon]

 

[Highlander]

How badly does it speak of me that I didn’t even see the UO and UW logos on my first watch?

I caught the UA one and then had to rewatch it to confirm the other two existed.

Time for a sandwich and a nap.

 

[InTheBuff]

Some tweets out there are talking about a surprise P12 school contacting the B12.

I don’t think it is OSU or WSU.

That narrows it down to Stanford & Cal and I’d think Cal is that surprise school. That would implode the P12.

Cal is not going to the Big12.
Worst fit ever.
I've read they aren't welcome there.

 

[Jens1893]

I am good with UW, Oregon and Arizona coming with us. Yes, @Goose, I just heard you scream that we would be adding Arizona basketball to an already tough conference.

 

[Uncle Ken]

Cal is not going to the Big12.
Worst fit ever.
I've read they aren't welcome there.

Yeah, **** the top public university in the world that hosts a diverse offering of elite D1 sports. They use pronouns…

 

[GawainBuff]

The Pac12 has media allies? Who knew.

Maybe if they’d have mentioned that…. This could have all been…. Ok. Probably not.



Interesting side note: listening to Brian and Adam’s discussion of just the differences between the PAC12 media day and the BIG12 media days illustrates how half-ass the PAC12 is in everything it does—even beef jerky (who knew beef jerky could be an both an exemplar of conference incompetence and metaphor for why CU left: quite simply, CU went for the bigger bag. Yep.).

 

[BerkeleyBuff]

Some tweets out there are talking about a surprise P12 school contacting the B12.

I don’t think it is OSU or WSU.

That narrows it down to Stanford & Cal and I’d think Cal is that surprise school. That would implode the P12.

Did you forget about UW and UO?

 

[manhattanbuff]

This all has a really weird vibe to it. Feels like we’re Margo Robbie walking into a room full of super thirsty weirdos.

There was a recent trend on Twitter calling Margot Robbie “mid.” Seems to match what people are calling a Prime-led Colorado.

 

[BuffsNYC]

It's true, I can barely hate anyone anymore.

Oh, don't worry about that. We just joined a conference where two schools are run by religious orders with explicitly racist origins. When we start tuning up those assholes from BYU and **** Bailer, the hate will flow both ways.

Oh, and Fred2? Get bent MFer.

 

[rosstr]

Some tweets out there are talking about a surprise P12 school contacting the B12.

I don’t think it is OSU or WSU.

That narrows it down to Stanford & Cal and I’d think Cal is that surprise school. That would implode the P12.

Quack

 

[241Volcanos]

Cal is not going to the Big12.
Worst fit ever.
I've read they aren't welcome there.

Buffs got in before B12 realized we have a library on campus.

 

[married2abuff]

I want to apologize.

Okay, I was having a little (too much) fun freaking out about joining our new conference yesterday. Obviously, I'm not overly excited about the Big XII brand.

However, I appreciate the warm welcome our new conference mates have offered us, and I apologize for being less than gracious about accepting those messages.* So thank you Big XII for throwing us a lifeline. We've been a horrible football team, and don't deserve it, and I'm grateful that you'll have us back. And I'm sorry that we weren't the team we hoped we would be during our time with the PAC, so apologies to our (most recent) former conference. I wish that had been better.



*The message or gratitude does not apply to those evil ****s at Baylor. **** them for covering up murder and rape at an institutional level, hiding behind some sort of faux morality in the name of religion and also for being general assholes (in particular former disgraced Regent Buddy Jones). **** Baylor.

WTF???

 

[GawainBuff]

Quack

Definitely Oregon.

Oregon is either going to the BIG12 or going independent. Calling my shot. PAC12 has nothing to offer them.

 

[Sheldon]

I'm really enjoying Twitter right now. A ton of BIG XII teams fans are defending CU against the onslaught of ridicule from the remaining Pac 12-3 members. Anger and envy starting to come through. We left at the perfect time.

Many may have wanted CU to stay in the weakened and now sinking Pac boat, but it feels good to be desired.