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Hot Early Takes on the NEW and IMPROVED Big 12

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so you asked who all is in the conference? i had to google it.

the answer, like most, is "IT DEPENDS."

so, if this CU news is true, let's start with the composition of the big 12 as of 2024:

Besides our glorious and soon to be reigning conference Champion Buffs, we will face the following murderer's row in conference (there will be 12 members plus CU and whomever else joins).

byu: i am actually going to refrain from all the obvious snark for now. let's just remember that some of our most famous alums wrote the book of mormon.

bailer: built by ken starr and good at hiding bodies.

ucf: founded the space program and also where hookers go to learn hospitality services when they no longer wish to be hookers.

uciinn: often referred to by several residents of cinncinati as the harvard of cinncinati.

houston: a very big school that once made a little noise with gimmick football.

kjuco state: aloha, you ****ing idiots. now go wash my car and make sure it is perfect.

iowa state: W. cool. always good to know we won't go winless in conference.

kansas: if ever there were a fanbase that thought more of themselves than the even macro doses of LSD could make real, this is going to be a hoot.

tcu: at least they have been recently good at football. i can learn to hate them.

texas tech: i have fond memories of stomping on them.

west virginia: you are ****ting me right? we are in a conference with west virginia?

i would probably write down the conference members in pencil as it is subject to change at any time.
 
Seth Meyers Crying GIF by Late Night with Seth Meyers
 
Liver said:
so you asked who all is in the conference? i had to google it.

the answer, like most, is "IT DEPENDS."

so, if this CU news is true, let's start with the composition of the big 12 as of 2024:

Besides our glorious and soon to be reigning conference Champion Buffs, we will face the following murderer's row in conference (there will be 12 members plus CU and whomever else joins).

byu: i am actually going to refrain from all the obvious snark for now. let's just remember that some of our most famous alums wrote the book of mormon.

bailer: built by ken starr and good at hiding bodies.

ucf: founded the space program and also where hookers go to learn hospitality services when they no longer wish to be hookers.

uciinn: often referred to by several residents of cinncinati as the harvard of cinncinati.

houston: a very big school that once made a little noise with gimmick football.

kjuco state: aloha, you ****ing idiots. now go wash my car and make sure it is perfect.

iowa state: W. cool. always good to know we won't go winless in conference.

kansas: if ever there were a fanbase that thought more of themselves than the even macro doses of LSD could make real, this is going to be a hoot.

tcu: at least they have been recently good at football. i can learn to hate them.

texas tech: i have fond memories of stomping on them.

west virginia: you are ****ting me right? we are in a conference with west virginia?

i would probably write down the conference members in pencil as it is subject to change at any time.
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You forgot to list all the good schools.
 
soon, a ranked order list of road games where *cough* [someone] is at highest risk of arrest and incarceration.

uh oh cops GIF by Warner Archive
 
Liver said:
so you asked who all is in the conference? i had to google it.

the answer, like most, is "IT DEPENDS."

so, if this CU news is true, let's start with the composition of the big 12 as of 2024:

Besides our glorious and soon to be reigning conference Champion Buffs, we will face the following murderer's row in conference (there will be 12 members plus CU and whomever else joins).

byu: i am actually going to refrain from all the obvious snark for now. let's just remember that some of our most famous alums wrote the book of mormon.

bailer: built by ken starr and good at hiding bodies.

ucf: founded the space program and also where hookers go to learn hospitality services when they no longer wish to be hookers.

uciinn: often referred to by several residents of cinncinati as the harvard of cinncinati.

houston: a very big school that once made a little noise with gimmick football.

kjuco state: aloha, you ****ing idiots. now go wash my car and make sure it is perfect.

iowa state: W. cool. always good to know we won't go winless in conference.

kansas: if ever there were a fanbase that thought more of themselves than the even macro doses of LSD could make real, this is going to be a hoot.

tcu: at least they have been recently good at football. i can learn to hate them.

texas tech: i have fond memories of stomping on them.

west virginia: you are ****ting me right? we are in a conference with west virginia?

i would probably write down the conference members in pencil as it is subject to change at any time.
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**** em... Major underwear Wedgies!!!
 
I haven't thought about it much, but the Big 12 seems to be on its way out. Not sure this is a good move.
 
Sad that we live in a world where we are chasing $$$ to play in this ****hole conference. The Big XII is the Island of Misfit Toys of universities, and only exists in any form due to lucky timing and being favored by Santa (TV networks). Frankly all of these sprawling power conferences are a joke and have destroyed much of the fun of college football in the empty pursuit of the almighty dollar, so we can pay for private jets, snazzy locker rooms, and fired coaches. Yay.
 
TallBuff said:
Sad that we live in a world where we are chasing $$$ to play in this ****hole conference. The Big XII is the Island of Misfit Toys of universities, and only exists in any form due to lucky timing and being favored by Santa (TV networks). Frankly all of these sprawling power conferences are a joke and have destroyed much of the fun of college football in the empty pursuit of the almighty dollar, so we can pay for private jets, snazzy locker rooms, and fired coaches. Yay.
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