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Meltdown-Texas Style

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Bama Charlie, Nov 15, 2011.

  1. Bama Charlie

    Bama Charlie Well-Known Member

    Jul 18, 2006
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    **** you Mack Brown. You go asleep at the wheel, still get you $, and leave us with this ****. **** you.
    **** mizzou. **** targeting. **** the refs. **** going deep. **** Mack's *****ass playcalling. **** this game.
    i should have stayed in the ****ing deer stand
    this offense sucks flaming dicks. it's like greg davis is back and calling plays
    Mike McQuerey is shocked by this anal rape.
    ****, it looks like tucker's big ass gold chain was hooked around his foot when he kicked that, stupid ******
    can we finally retire that ****ing ***** formation?
    we're getting Sanduskied
    Our QB's are more hesitant than a 45 year old virgin.
    well **** me in the goat ass ****, was it gideon's fault?
    my god, shoot me in the ****ing face
    Seriously, Gideon is a ****ing retard. Get hurt already.
    **** you Gideon. You suck more than Sandusky
    put a skirt on him
    Gideon still weighed down by his Denny's Grand Slam
    Mack didn't go to sleep at the wheel, he died there. We're Weekend at Bernies
    Bring back Gilbert!
    Special teams 3 points, defense 2, offense 0. All of you go big or go home mother****ers on the OC hire, we sure as **** went home didn't we?
    This offense couldn't find the end zone with a GPS
    We could do better recruiting the *******s who gather round outside Lowes at 7:30 in the morning
    ESPN is going to have to starting paying people $30 a month for having LHN defoul their homes
    Apparently Mack didn't tell our players Mizzou wasn't in the SEC yet
  2. The Guest

    The Guest Guest

    I'd say that Ohio State won this round, amazingly.

    Oh, on Shaggy, some dude's avatar reads:

    "I don't have LHN. I am the 99%"

    Has that already been posted, like, 30 times?
  3. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

    Mar 20, 2009
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    Another example of the Boise State playbook doing wonders at a BCS program.
  4. BuffTuba

    BuffTuba Club Member Club Member

    Sep 23, 2006
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    It took long enough but I guess Texas fans are starting to realize what the rest of the fans and networks already knew. buh-bye.
  5. moett88

    moett88 Well-Known Member

    May 16, 2011
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    Funniest crap I have EVER read! Just waiting to see if there is an effect on recruiting.
  6. Clean Undies

    Clean Undies Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

    Jun 3, 2007
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    But, but, but....

    Texas is playing chess while everyone else is playing candyland.

    (actual shaggy quote.)
  7. J.R. Ewing

    J.R. Ewing Club Member Club Member

    Jun 17, 2011
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    Gideon seems to always make all Big 12 teams, but UT fans can't stand the guy. They compalin that he's criminally overrated. A few of my friends in town are planning a Blake Gideon graduation party here pretty soon.

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