"Knight heard a grinding sound, turned around and saw Meisler ducked down … on the outside of Knight's vehicle at the right rear passenger door," the police report said. "He said that he could see her hands moving back and forth near the vehicle." Knight later told police he didn't think Meisler could see people were in the truck because it has tinted rear windows. Knight told police he got out of the truck and demanded, "What the (expletive) are you doing?" Knight said Meisler replied, "You've just assaulted me. It's your word against mine," according to the police report Knight said he never touched the woman. But he added that "his Tacoma was brand new and that he was very upset," the report said. Knight called 911 and police said an officer spotted Meisler running east near a Barnes and Noble store. http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/28083717/detail.html The whole thing's a must-read. Too damn funny.