Official ****braska Hate Thread

[Uncle Ken]

My Nub FIL (who hasn’t mentioned football in a few years) on xmas: Well, the Nubs pulled off quite the coup!

ME: Oh yeah?! Are they bringing back Frost?

FIL: <tells me about the poet laureate qb>

ME: Seems almost too good to be true for a VB school

Boom, roasted

If I remember correctly, we didn't see Vince Young until the very end of his freshman (possibly redshirt freshman) season in a blowout game. Vince Young.

I'm really curious to see if the huskers are going to start a true freshman quarterback, and I'm curious to see how that goes.

 

[Ringer]

Nothing could be more satisfying than the Frost era.

FROST WARNING!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Agreed.

 

[Jello Bear]

Genius alert

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Two possibilities here:
1. 3 Year Letterman copycat
2. It's a CSU fan with a Husker crush

 

[H.E. Pennypacker]

Two possibilities here:
1. 3 Year Letterman copycat
2. It's a CSU fan with a Husker crush

Now that you mention it, I do remember a 3 year letterman post that was similar.

 

[Bear Fiend]

Two possibilities here:
1. 3 Year Letterman copycat
2. It's a CSU fan with a Husker crush

I’m just glad we have Surveyor as a go between to get our FE questions answered.

 

[Jello Bear]

I’m just glad we have Surveyor as a go between to get our FE questions answered.

Surveyor is a Northern Colorado fan pretending to be a CSU fan pretending to be a Nebraska resident. I can't even calculate the inbreeding involved.

 

[Bear Fiend]

Surveyor is a Northern Colorado fan pretending to be a CSU fan pretending to be a Nebraska resident. I can't even calculate the inbreeding involved.

It’s a small globe.

 

[goalline]

It’s a small globe.

I have questions

 

[boulder77]

It’s a small, flat globe.

Fixed for Huskernomics.

 

[ahoelsken]

What the **** is going on in Lincoln? They land a 5 star QB and they go all Walt Whitman?

 

[ahoelsken]

Surveyor is a Northern Colorado fan pretending to be a CSU fan pretending to be a Nebraska resident. I can't even calculate the inbreeding involved.

Northern Colorado was 0-11 last year. I wouldn't wish having to root for them on even him.

 

[MtnBuff]

Northern Colorado was 0-11 last year. I wouldn't wish having to root for them on even him.

Could be a Fort Lewis fan.

 

[Jello Bear]

What the **** is going on in Lincoln? They land a 5 star QB and they go all Walt Whitman?

Of all the GPTs, that is the most Chat of GPTs.

 

[Creebuzz]

What the **** is going on in Lincoln? They land a 5 star QB and they go all Walt Whitman?

Walt Whitman is rolling over in his grave being compared to that schlock.

 

[HockeyBuff]

Walt Whitman is rolling over in his grave being compared to that schlock.

Is anyone surprised this kid chose Nebraska. Biggest bunch of fake drama and suspense.

 

[Buffnik]

Love me tender.
Love me sweet.
Wrap your lips
Around my meat.

See me smile.
See me grin.
As the Husker swallows
Another Buffs win.

 

[Not Sure]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Nebraska sucks.

 

[ahoelsken]

Is anyone surprised this kid chose Nebraska. Biggest bunch of fake drama and suspense.

I thought it was all about him having a fat co-ed fetish?

Heaven knows there's a ton of those in Lincoln.

 

[Jello Bear]

I thought it was all about him having a fat co-ed fetish?

That's not a fetish in Nebraska; it's just called 'courtship'.

 

[buff4bcs1985]

Huskers' dreams crushed, torn
Lamentations fill the air
Fate's cruel touch lingers

Sorry @HaikuBUFF

 

[MtnBuff]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Nebraska sucks.

Corn is green
Manure is brown
Nebraska fan is always a clown

 

[TallBuff]

I'm certain this is already posted in here somewhere, but worth another look because awesome.

 

[Buff_since76]

Marriott just opened the ability to book rooms for the weekend CU is playing in Lincoln. If you are planning on going you can go ahead and book now.

 

[SeanMSan]

What the **** is going on in Lincoln? They land a 5 star QB and they go all Salt ****man?

FIFY

 

[SeanMSan]

Here’s my ode to Nebraska and nub fans:

Skies of grey
Fields of brown
College football is still at play
Yet Nebraska fans frown

 

[PAC MAN]

247 more days until we destroy Husker fan dreams of a big bounce back season.

 

[skibum]

You guys are way overthinking this.

Here's my poem:

**** Nebraska.

 

[ahoelsken]

You guys are way overthinking this.

Here's my poem:

**** Nebraska.

I'm honestly impressed they can even write poetry.

 

[Not Sure]

You guys are way overthinking this.

Here's my poem:

**** Nebraska.

I’m guessing you missed my contribution.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Nebraska sucks.

While not as concise as your entry, I believe it equally conveys the level of thought that went into it.

 

[BaileyBuff]

The cultists wear red.
So proud of their maize.
Corn haven’t beat Buffs
In 4785 days.

I know the last line is a bit wonky but that is an awfully big # for a poem.