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Please beat Utah this week to shut them up

BYU Dad said:
Say what you want about our fan site or our team. But reality hurts. BYU is a more successful program than Colorado and we don't have to live in Dingee Denver or Bummy Boulder. You need marijuana to cope with the Buffs getting their bums kicked in football all the time.
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Again, **** you.

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BYU Dad said:
Now that its Thanksgiving, we all need to act with some class and respect. I'm also detecting that many of you don't think you can beat the Yewts come Saturday. But there's a whole other angle to consider.

Look at this interesting take on Cougarboard. It could be divine intervention that keeps the Yewts out of the playoff. If so, that's another thing going in your favor this week, help from above.

I have been justifiably mad at God that we were robbed of a special season by

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What the ****. It’s Wednesday, Thanksgiving is always on Thursday. Please lay off the chocolate milk if you’re gonna post.

Good insight with the help from above take, so you’re saying the game plan is a lot of Montez going deep to Viska? I’ll take it.
 
Alfred91 said:
****braska fans will admit they lost, but they'll keep their arrogant high ground by immediately claiming that the fanbase of the opposing team is classless and shameful, which they'll back up with unprovable allegations of hooliganism and borderline criminal activity. There has never been a ****er fan that has come to Boulder and not had his car keyed, head hit with batteries, body soaked in beer/urine/both, grandma pushed down the stairs (seriously, they claim these things happen), and varied examples of drunken bad behavior.
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That is AWESOME. We are classless and shameful and EVERY ybu fan has had kegs of beer dumped on them EVERY trip to Rice Eccles. Plus we are all limited to pumping gas for a living. I want to play huskers now and drop ybu game to see how degenerate we really are.
 
ahoelsken said:
I'm offended at BYU Dads language. Ban?
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Sorry, I'm not trying to offend and I don't want to be banned. Maybe we should just start this deal over since I came here to support your team against the drunken Yewts.

I've gone to a few Yewt games in my BYU gear because I despise them so much to cheer for the opposing team. I can't make it this week though because BYU-SDSU is on at the same time.I might change my mind though and find a cheap ticket and watch my game on my phone while cheering against Yewtah.
 
BYU Dad said:
Sorry, I'm not trying to offend and I don't want to be banned. Maybe we should just start this deal over since I came here to support your team against the drunken Yewts.

I've gone to a few Yewt games in my BYU gear because I despise them so much to cheer for the opposing team. I can't make it this week though because BYU-SDSU is on at the same time.I might change my mind though and watch my game on my phone while cheering against Yewtah.
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Forgot the sarcasm font. Dude-you are more than welcome on the bandwagon.....but the hate just isn't there with us and Utah yet. Patience lol.
 
BYU Dad said:
Sorry, I'm not trying to offend and I don't want to be banned. Maybe we should just start this deal over since I came here to support your team against the drunken Yewts.

I've gone to a few Yewt games in my BYU gear because I despise them so much to cheer for the opposing team. I can't make it this week though because BYU-SDSU is on at the same time.I might change my mind though and find a cheap ticket and watch my game on my phone while cheering against Yewtah.
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**** you.
 
BYU Dad said:
Sorry, I'm not trying to offend and I don't want to be banned. Maybe we should just start this deal over since I came here to support your team against the drunken Yewts.

I've gone to a few Yewt games in my BYU gear because I despise them so much to cheer for the opposing team. I can't make it this week though because BYU-SDSU is on at the same time.I might change my mind though and watch my game on my phone while cheering against Yewtah.
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UtahaluminTX said:
That is AWESOME. We are classless and shameful and EVERY ybu fan has had kegs of beer dumped on them EVERY trip to Rice Eccles. Plus we are all limited to pumping gas for a living. I want to play ****ers now and drop ybu game to see how degenerate we really are.
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Great, this is the type of Yewt fan who thinks slimy Urban Meyer is a good guy. When Meyer was at Yewtah, he actually put in BYU urinal cakes at the Yewt locker room and he wouldn't even say "BYU." Meyer even had a commercial on local TV where he threatened Yewtah fans that he would send players after them if they failed to show up to the games -- something to the effect of "We're coming for you." The whole thing was strange and disturbing and I think Meyer is still driven by his hate of BYU. A few years back on ESPN he still wouldn't even utter the words of my school.

Led by Meyer is when Yewt fans really started to foam at the mouth.
 
BYU Dad said:
If this crud continues I may go to the game and cheer against both of your dumb teams.

BTW, ESPN is showing the great college football rivalries right now. Wait, wait, they aren't saying a thing about the Rumble in the Rockies. LOL.
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Lol dude not a one of us looks at Utah as a rival. Rumble in the Rockies might be the dumbest ****ing name for one of these games I've ever seen
 
BYU Dad said:
If this crud continues I may go to the game and cheer against both of your dumb teams.

BTW, ESPN is showing the great college football rivalries right now. Wait, wait, they aren't saying a thing about the Rumble in the Rockies. LOL.
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So you’re going to go to the game and cheer for Utah? Makes sense. You can’t cheer against one team without cheering for the other genius. Unless you’re just going to go and pout like you’re doing here?
 
LOL

As cool as it would be to have a legit rivalry game on Thanksgiving weekend like we had with Nebraska, no clear thinking CU fan thinks of Utah that way.

We play each other at the end of the season because everyone else in the conference has a legit season's end rival, and CU and Utah have each other by process of elimination.

50 years from now, provided college football hasn't been replaced by two hand touch, we haven't all been eaten zombies, and there's still a human race, maybe CU and Utah will develop into a legit, heated rivalry. Right now, it is what it is.
 
Buffsrock85 said:
So you’re going to go to the game and cheer for Utah? Makes sense. You can’t cheer against one team without cheering for the other genius. Unless you’re just going to go and pout like you’re doing here?
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I can do whatever I dang well want. I'll show up to the stinkin game in BYU gear and boo and cheer against both the stupid teams.
 
Come to find out the Buffs fans and Yewt fans are a match made in heaven and perfect for each other. You can get together and drink beer and smoke drugs or whatever and jeez probably talk about porn. Don't tell me, you probably have goatees too. This is why it isn't a rivalry because you guys are best dang friends.

I'm done.
 
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BYU Dad said:
Come to find out the Buffs fans and Yewt fans are a match made in heaven and perfect for each other. You can get together and drink beer and smoke drugs or whatever and jeez probably talk about porn. Don't tell me, you probably have goatees too. This is why it isn't a rivalry because you guys are best dang friends.
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Was funny in the beginning, but you're laying on the golly gee whiz language a little too thick now to seem real.
 
BYU Dad said:
Come to find out the Buffs fans and Yewt fans are a match made in heaven and perfect for each other. You can get together and drink beer and smoke drugs or whatever and jeez probably talk about porn. Don't tell me, you probably have goatees too. This is why it isn't a rivalry because you guys are best dang friends.

I'm done.
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who I’m envisioning BYU Dad is

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BYU Dad said:
Come to find out the Buffs fans and Yewt fans are a match made in heaven and perfect for each other. You can get together and drink beer and smoke drugs or whatever and jeez probably talk about porn. Don't tell me, you probably have goatees too. This is why it isn't a rivalry because you guys are best dang friends.

I'm done.
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BYU Dad said:
But wasn't Colorado given 5th downs in order to win some of those games?

BYU's national championship was legit and we proved it on the field when we dump trucked Washington the following season.
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You're starting to wear out your welcome. Go back to St. George and take your magic underwear with you.

Instead of coming here with your fake backhanded compliments, be a man and start off with your rhetoric so posters don't have to sift through your trash posts.


BYU fan crackin on others, too funny.

P.S. **** the osmonds!
 
WyoUte said:
As a Utah fan, I feel like I must apologize to all of you for what we have wrought on your message board. We take full responsibility for driving BYU fans insane over the past 8 years but we didn't know it would leak out into the wild. All I can do is offer some advice:

1) When reading their diatribes, try not to spit beer onto your goatee.
2) Realize that their "calling" is always superior to your own. Their "holier than thou" act is because they truly believe that they are... "holier than thou".
3) Recognize that NOTHING is their fault. We have lost every game to them this decade when you subtract their penalties and turnovers.
4) No matter what they say, there is always a glaring and obvious example of why they are wrong. That does not mean that they will accept it.
5) Research and logic aren't strengths of their university nor are they strengths of their fanbase. You simply can't argue with "God said so", so don't try.

What BYU fans won't tell you is that their revenue sports (basketball and football) are in full decline and their reputation amongst knowledgeable fans can only be saved by dragging others down. (Seems pretty Christian, doesn't it)?

Leaving BYU in the rear-view mirror has been the greatest development in the history of Utah football. I know I speak for an entire fanbase when I say that having Colorado on the schedule is FAR more enjoyable and a trip to Boulder is infinitely superior than driving 45 miles to Provo.

I hope Saturday is a great game, that nobody gets injured and that our rivalry continues to evolve into a classic.

Good luck Buffs, with the game and the inevitable infiltration of TDS morons. Because if they can't beat them, they will inevitably try to join them.

Let me know if you need a pizza.
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Your post is too long. **** you and BYU. Listening to you two in this thread is like hearing toddlers squabble in the next booth of a bar that has a clear no kids policy. Go away!

And yes of course I want a goddamn pizza.
 
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BYU Dad said:
Come to find out the Buffs fans and Yewt fans are a match made in heaven and perfect for each other. You can get together and drink beer and smoke drugs or whatever and jeez probably talk about porn. Don't tell me, you probably have goatees too. This is why it isn't a rivalry because you guys are best dang friends.

I'm done.
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That one made me shoot coffee out my nose. Oh, sorry, didn't want to offend you talking about coffee. Don't worry, it's my day off, I'll switch to beer in an hour or so.
 
SBP said:
Yeah but some of those 80’s Lavell Edwards teams were really good. They gave the WAC/MWC a lot of credibility. It would be better for western football if they returned to being a great
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**** 'em. Let 'em move down to the Big Sky. If anyone wants to watch them then they can drive to Greeley every other year.
 
BYU Dad said:
What the heck? We beat Yewtah more than the Buffalo have.

BYU would beat them a lot more if every game didn't have PAC-12 refs handing the game to Yewtah.
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I watched the Holy War this year. No amount of ref interference could have won you that game.
 
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