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Please beat Utah this week to shut them up

A drag racer chimes in...perhaps Utah is running on fumes and CU springs for the upset!
 
What the **** is this? Hey cockbag Utards. Stop referring to yourself as The U, and flashing the U sign. Its bad enough that you name your 40 kids like you grew up in Overtown. LaQueesha Jorgensen? The next original thing that comes from the Beehive state will be the first.
 
Here4hottakes said:
What the **** is this? Hey cockbag Utards. Stop referring to yourself as The U, and flashing the U sign. Its bad enough that you name your 40 kids like you grew up in Overtown. LaQueesha Jorgensen? The next original thing that comes from the Beehive state will be the first.
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What specifically about the name LaQueesha is "bad enough?"
 
Liver said:
**** you guys, i'm going out for waffles.

and i don't even like waffles.

the day before thanksgiving is always festive.

they better pour the mimosas in beer pint glasses or i'll have coarse words for the owners. consider this all advance pre-gaming, as we are on a mission from God to beat the utes.
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Blue waffles?
 
Liver said:
**** you guys, i'm going out for waffles.

and i don't even like waffles.

the day before thanksgiving is always festive.

they better pour the mimosas in beer pint glasses or i'll have coarse words for the owners. consider this all advance pre-gaming, as we are on a mission from God and the angel Moron-i to beat the utes.
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You forgot something
 
As a Utah fan, I feel like I must apologize to all of you for what we have wrought on your message board. We take full responsibility for driving BYU fans insane over the past 8 years but we didn't know it would leak out into the wild. All I can do is offer some advice:

1) When reading their diatribes, try not to spit beer onto your goatee.
2) Realize that their "calling" is always superior to your own. Their "holier than thou" act is because they truly believe that they are... "holier than thou".
3) Recognize that NOTHING is their fault. We have lost every game to them this decade when you subtract their penalties and turnovers.
4) No matter what they say, there is always a glaring and obvious example of why they are wrong. That does not mean that they will accept it.
5) Research and logic aren't strengths of their university nor are they strengths of their fanbase. You simply can't argue with "God said so", so don't try.

What BYU fans won't tell you is that their revenue sports (basketball and football) are in full decline and their reputation amongst knowledgeable fans can only be saved by dragging others down. (Seems pretty Christian, doesn't it)?

Leaving BYU in the rear-view mirror has been the greatest development in the history of Utah football. I know I speak for an entire fanbase when I say that having Colorado on the schedule is FAR more enjoyable and a trip to Boulder is infinitely superior than driving 45 miles to Provo.

I hope Saturday is a great game, that nobody gets injured and that our rivalry continues to evolve into a classic.

Good luck Buffs, with the game and the inevitable infiltration of TDS morons. Because if they can't beat them, they will inevitably try to join them.

Let me know if you need a pizza.
 
WyoUte said:
As a Utah fan, I feel like I must apologize to all of you for what we have wrought on your message board. We take full responsibility for driving BYU fans insane over the past 8 years but we didn't know it would leak out into the wild. All I can do is offer some advice:

1) When reading their diatribes, try not to spit beer onto your goatee.
2) Realize that their "calling" is always superior to your own. Their "holier than thou" act is because they truly believe that they are... "holier than thou".
3) Recognize that NOTHING is their fault. We have lost every game to them this decade when you subtract their penalties and turnovers.
4) No matter what they say, there is always a glaring and obvious example of why they are wrong. That does not mean that they will accept it.
5) Research and logic aren't strengths of their university nor are they strengths of their fanbase. You simply can't argue with "God said so", so don't try.

What BYU fans won't tell you is that their revenue sports (basketball and football) are in full decline and their reputation amongst knowledgeable fans can only be saved by dragging others down. (Seems pretty Christian, doesn't it)?

Leaving BYU in the rear-view mirror has been the greatest development in the history of Utah football. I know I speak for an entire fanbase when I say that having Colorado on the schedule is FAR more enjoyable and a trip to Boulder is infinitely superior than driving 45 miles to Provo.

I hope Saturday is a great game, that nobody gets injured and that our rivalry continues to evolve into a classic.

Good luck Buffs, with the game and the inevitable infiltration of TDS morons. Because if they can't beat them, they will inevitably try to join them.

Let me know if you need a pizza.
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I can only assume that you’ve only just awakened after passing out in the state capital building.
 
Uncle Ken said:
I can only assume that you’ve only just awakened after passing out in the state capital building.
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Why of course all sorts of Yewt fans are crawling out from under their rocks to post on their "rivals" board here. They are notorious for this. Cougarboard -- which is actually known as the best college fan site in the nation -- is infested with Yewt fans. Yewt graduates can't figure out how to design a web page so they go to Cougarboard and apparently here too.

Don't take my word for it though. Go to Cougarboard.com for yourself to see how many Yewts go there to excersize their obsession with BYU.
 
BYU Dad said:
Why of course all sorts of Yewt fans are crawling out from under their rocks to post on their "rivals" board here. They are notorious for this. Cougarboard -- which is actually known as the best college fan site in the nation -- is infested with Yewt fans. Yewt graduates can't figure out how to design a web page so they go to Cougarboard and apparently here too.

Don't take my word for it though. Go to Cougarboard.com for yourself to see how many Yewts go there to excersize their obsession with BYU.
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This guy sounds like a fusker in cougar clothing.
 
WyoUte said:
As a Utah fan, I feel like I must apologize to all of you for what we have wrought on your message board. We take full responsibility for driving BYU fans insane over the past 8 years but we didn't know it would leak out into the wild. All I can do is offer some advice:

1) When reading their diatribes, try not to spit beer onto your goatee.
2) Realize that their "calling" is always superior to your own. Their "holier than thou" act is because they truly believe that they are... "holier than thou".
3) Recognize that NOTHING is their fault. We have lost every game to them this decade when you subtract their penalties and turnovers.
4) No matter what they say, there is always a glaring and obvious example of why they are wrong. That does not mean that they will accept it.
5) Research and logic aren't strengths of their university nor are they strengths of their fanbase. You simply can't argue with "God said so", so don't try.

What BYU fans won't tell you is that their revenue sports (basketball and football) are in full decline and their reputation amongst knowledgeable fans can only be saved by dragging others down. (Seems pretty Christian, doesn't it)?

Leaving BYU in the rear-view mirror has been the greatest development in the history of Utah football. I know I speak for an entire fanbase when I say that having Colorado on the schedule is FAR more enjoyable and a trip to Boulder is infinitely superior than driving 45 miles to Provo.

I hope Saturday is a great game, that nobody gets injured and that our rivalry continues to evolve into a classic.

Good luck Buffs, with the game and the inevitable infiltration of TDS morons. Because if they can't beat them, they will inevitably try to join them.

Let me know if you need a pizza.
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Acceptable.
 
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