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The Elephant in the Room: Chip.

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by NBDefektor, Oct 25, 2015.

  1. NBDefektor

    NBDefektor Well-Known Member

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    Ok, people. It's time we fans had a heart-to-heart. Maybe our first road win in the conference in about two years has let one "person" slide under the radar. No, I'm not talking Sefo, Philip, Diego, Stephane or any of those guys!

    I'm talking about Chip. Yes, THAT Chip.

    Now before you get all rage-y with me, hear me out. While you were most likely sitting on your couches or perhaps at the local tavern watching your Buffs, I had the great fortune of being able to see this victory in person. And let me tell you, there were not many CU fans at the game--but the ones that were there all congregated in ONE section for the most part. We were a solid bunch. A ragtag crew of about 30-50 all cheering on our Buffs from section 126. What we didn't have in numbers, we made up for in spirit, chants and alcohol.

    But you know who didn't care about any of that? Chip! Chip spent the vast majority of the game doing jack ****. I think I saw him reading the Sunday New York Times business section during the 3rd quarter even! Sometimes, he would dance a little dance here and there, but mostly he'd vanish when we needed him most! I don't know if the guy (or girl) playing the role of Chip was having an off day, or if s/he was suffering from food poisoning or what, but that performance was completely lackluster.

    Chip, if you're reading this, I challenge you to pick up the effort at UCLA! Intermingle with the CU fans who made the journey. Stop hamming it up with the hot cheerleaders for a few plays and do your job! I'll be in Pasadena as well, and you better believe I'll be watching your every move (in a non-creepy/stalker-y way)!

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    Now sit there and think about what you did!
     
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  2. StormTrooper

    StormTrooper Millennial Liason Club Member

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    The odds are very good that the Chip in Pasadena will not be the same Chip that was in Corvallis.
     
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  3. b3buffs

    b3buffs Club Member Club Member

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    Chip hung out with me for almost the entire game when we won in Lubbock in 2007. Took some time to pass out Halloween candy but came right back to sit by me after that. We never spoke a word to each other but I really wanted to ask if he shouldn't be down in front trying to pump up the fans.
     
  4. Clean Undies

    Clean Undies Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

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    Based on these limited anicdotes, Slacker Chip brings the elusive conference road win.
     
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  5. dply

    dply Doble hoja Club Member

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    He had to play Oline after all the injuries you asshole.
     
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  6. pcbuff

    pcbuff Club Member Club Member

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    Whatever it did should be repeated as closely as possible until it proves ineffective! Right now Neglectful road trip Chip is 1-0!
     
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  7. DBT

    DBT Club Member Club Member

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    Is Chip a girl, like Ralphie? Did you try to kind of, you know, get, umm, close to Chip? NTTIAWWT.
     
  8. JPinCO

    JPinCO VP of Quantified Self Club Member

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    Ain't weed legal in Oregon now too? Just saying.
     
  9. PAHIBuff

    PAHIBuff Club Member Club Member

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    Chip was only a 2-star on Rivals.
     
  10. gobuffs58

    gobuffs58 Well-Known Member

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    i thought the thread was about bringing chip kelly to boulder to coach
     
  11. Uncle Ken

    Uncle Ken Orr no morr Club Member

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    I thought it was about elephants.
     
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  12. boulder77

    boulder77 Certified Organic Club Member

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    It would have been if Bama Chuck had started the thread.
     
  13. skibum

    skibum Did not pee on the Alamo. Club Member

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    I thought it was going to be Ralphie's entry for the poop thread.
     
  14. NBDefektor

    NBDefektor Well-Known Member

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    Ok, just wanted to add to this after the UCLA game. Chip was MUCH better. He was taking pictures with fans, dancing, and leading the band. Of course, with Chip the Douche (from last week), at least we won. So I guess if we have to choose, we need Chip the Douche back for Stanford.
     
  15. ladyblaise

    ladyblaise Club Member Club Member

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    It is your fault for insisting on animated Chip. Lackluster Chip is FTW!
     
  16. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    I thought chip was a buffalo?
     
  17. patebuff

    patebuff Downgraded to half a star Club Member

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    So, if I am reading allbuffs right, Lindgren and Chip are the reasons we suck? Just want to make sure I am following the lynch mob correctly.
     
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  18. 14er

    14er “Imitation is suicide.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  19. ladyblaise

    ladyblaise Club Member Club Member

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    Lindgren, for sure.

    The correct version of Chip is more ritualistic.
     
  20. Buff_since76

    Buff_since76 Still a fan... Club Member

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    I am going to add my neighbor as another person who caused the loss. I gave him drinks and he stayed up with be for OSU, but he left early to help get his kid ready to trick or treat right after we scored to take the lead.

    He also didn't make it over until 3 minutes left in the 2nd half.

    I'm kidnapping him and taking him to the game on Saturday.
     
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