Oh my God. How embarrasing. I went to the guide and say "High School Football." It is called the "Offense/Defense All American Bowl: East vs. West." Cool, I thought, "I'll check it out." So its half time and the score is 3-0. Then the halftime show. Some pretty hot country western singer named Candy Coburn. The stage is in one of the endzones. Her back is to the length of the field. There is not one single person in the stadium. The stadium? "The Orange Bowl." This is the last game to ever be played there. It's swan song. And no one showed up but a bunch of highschool football players and Candy Coburn and her band. Oh, when they shot from behind her, (nice ass in the tight leather pants, BTW. But I'd have a nice ass in tight leather pants) there were about 20 "fans" in the stand. At least 4 of them were listening to Candy.
So, they should rename this bowl. Some suggestions:
The "No One Give a **** All American Bowl."
The "Never Has Been Never Will Be a Country Star All American Bowl"
The "Old Run Down Stadium Demolition All American Bowl"
The "I'm not an All American All American Bowl"
The "I Hope My Kid Makes it out of their Alive All American Bowl"
The "I Hope One of My School's Recruits is not in this All American Bowl."
Sheesh. This is pathetic.
Oh, one more thing. They have Miss Oklahoma, the reigning Miss America. This is her last appearance as Miss America. How appropriate.
If you hurry, you can enjoy the second half.
So, they should rename this bowl. Some suggestions:
The "No One Give a **** All American Bowl."
The "Never Has Been Never Will Be a Country Star All American Bowl"
The "Old Run Down Stadium Demolition All American Bowl"
The "I'm not an All American All American Bowl"
The "I Hope My Kid Makes it out of their Alive All American Bowl"
The "I Hope One of My School's Recruits is not in this All American Bowl."
Sheesh. This is pathetic.
Oh, one more thing. They have Miss Oklahoma, the reigning Miss America. This is her last appearance as Miss America. How appropriate.
If you hurry, you can enjoy the second half.
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