jymkata
New Member
"Eat Drink and Be Merry, because tomorrow you may be in Utah"
Skidmark, myself and one other guy were on our way to our senior year spring break in Palm Springs. After fighting our way through a monster blizzard in the middle of the night for 4 hours thorugh Colorado the storm subsided and the roads cleared. We decided to push further and make up for lost time to get our spring break started. We were on I-70 between Green River and Salida when we came across a herd of deer on the highway going about 90 MPH.
We hit a deer square in the ass and sent it flying, destroying the front end of my Buick Somerset and ****ting all over my car. Luckily we were only a few miles from Green River when this happened (this is a 100 mile stretch of highway with no services and virtually no outlets).
Skidmark quote (from the back seat), "Dude, you should have seen what that looked like without glasses on!"
Skidmark and our third guy (who was the driver) got out and pushed my destroyed car into Green River while I steered.
Going to the only gas station in town right off the highway, we were in shock. We knew one thing, we needed to get f***ed up in a massive way and the trunk of my car was stuffed with booze. We needed shot glasses and the ones that I found at the gas station had the saying listed above on them.
The three of us finished a bottle of Absolut Vodka in about 20 minutes once we got a hotel room for the night.
This is only part 1 of this horrific tale through the state of Utah. Since this date, I have avoided the state of Utah like the plague. Hey Skidmark, you want to continue with part II?
Utah sucks! 'nuff said!
Skidmark, myself and one other guy were on our way to our senior year spring break in Palm Springs. After fighting our way through a monster blizzard in the middle of the night for 4 hours thorugh Colorado the storm subsided and the roads cleared. We decided to push further and make up for lost time to get our spring break started. We were on I-70 between Green River and Salida when we came across a herd of deer on the highway going about 90 MPH.
We hit a deer square in the ass and sent it flying, destroying the front end of my Buick Somerset and ****ting all over my car. Luckily we were only a few miles from Green River when this happened (this is a 100 mile stretch of highway with no services and virtually no outlets).
Skidmark quote (from the back seat), "Dude, you should have seen what that looked like without glasses on!"
Skidmark and our third guy (who was the driver) got out and pushed my destroyed car into Green River while I steered.
Going to the only gas station in town right off the highway, we were in shock. We knew one thing, we needed to get f***ed up in a massive way and the trunk of my car was stuffed with booze. We needed shot glasses and the ones that I found at the gas station had the saying listed above on them.
The three of us finished a bottle of Absolut Vodka in about 20 minutes once we got a hotel room for the night.
This is only part 1 of this horrific tale through the state of Utah. Since this date, I have avoided the state of Utah like the plague. Hey Skidmark, you want to continue with part II?
Utah sucks! 'nuff said!