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You want to win tonight? I have a way. Does Buffnation have what it takes?

Darth Snow

Darth Snow

Hawaiian Buffalo
Club Member
Junta Member
The road map is clearer than the view from the flatirons on a glorious fall afternoon. I have attended 5 games this year. CU is 5-0 in those games. I have missed 2 away games and 1 home game. CU is 0-3 in those games. The correlation is causation. The universe has decreed the buffs will not lose if I am present in the building, spreading my hateful gaze across the field. The problem as I see it is that CU is playing away from home tonight, and I will not be there to lead our Buffs to dominance. Unless...

YOU, buffnation, step forward. YOU can make a real difference in this collegiate universe. How, you ask? By sending ME to Tucson, Arizona. And buying my plane ticket. And a nice little per diem to cover my costs (i've had at least 3 beers at every game, so don't mess with that part). I've even done the math for you!

Plane Ticket: $333.
Stadium Ticket: $35
Per Diem: $100
Total: $468

That's right, Colorado fans. For the low price of $500 (I like to round) you can send me, the undefeated asshole (definitely not the very defeated individual formerly known as undefeated) to oversee a glorious victory for your Colorado Buffaloes over the pesky, but sad and tawdry Arizona Wildcats tonight.

Who is IN? Who is willing to make this happen? Are you WINNERS? Prove it to the world by sending me MONEY!

Pledge in this thread, and I will PM you with details. Once the full sum has been received, I will purchase the tickets and get out of town before my wife finds out. Please note I am cutting you guys a big deal, because I'm not including the hospital bill that I will incur upon my return for leaving on my wife's birthday weekend. I'm also saving money by staying at a friend's place. Well, his girlfriend's place. He doesn't know that. But I digress. WIN~! Money!!!




** No Returns for any pledged and accepted funds **
 
Darth Snow said:
The road map is clearer than the view from the flatirons on a glorious fall afternoon. I have attended 5 games this year. CU is 5-0 in those games. I have missed 2 away games and 1 home game. CU is 0-3 in those games. The correlation is causation. The universe has decreed the buffs will not lose if I am present in the building, spreading my hateful gaze across the field. The problem as I see it is that CU is playing away from home tonight, and I will not be there to lead our Buffs to dominance. Unless...

YOU, buffnation, step forward. YOU can make a real difference in this collegiate universe. How, you ask? By sending ME to Tucson, Arizona. And buying my plane ticket. And a nice little per diem to cover my costs (i've had at least 3 beers at every game, so don't mess with that part). I've even done the math for you!

Plane Ticket: $333.
Stadium Ticket: $35
Per Diem: $100
Total: $468

That's right, Colorado fans. For the low price of $500 (I like to round) you can send me, the undefeated asshole (definitely not the very defeated individual formerly known as undefeated) to oversee a glorious victory for your Colorado Buffaloes over the pesky, but sad and tawdry Arizona Wildcats tonight.

Who is IN? Who is willing to make this happen? Are you WINNERS? Prove it to the world by sending me MONEY!

Pledge in this thread, and I will PM you with details. Once the full sum has been received, I will purchase the tickets and get out of town before my wife finds out. Please note I am cutting you guys a big deal, because I'm not including the hospital bill that I will incur upon my return for leaving on my wife's birthday weekend. I'm also saving money by staying at a friend's place. Well, his girlfriend's place. He doesn't know that. But I digress. WIN~! Money!!!
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How much did your wife put up? Is there any need for more funds after her contribution??
 
Liver said:
i am suspicious. i think this is a diaper fund or something.
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We've purchased a 2 month supply of #3's already. I'm solid. DO NOT BE WARY, my friend, send me money.


Also, you should watch American Vandal season 2. You will love the diaper scene.
 
Buffnik said:
I’m thinking bus fare and Darth doing like on that Food Network show where the guy gets 3 meals & a snack for 20 bucks.
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alas, a bus will not get me to the game in time. I didn't see any beer money in your calculations either.
 
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