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Official Buffs vs. Gophers Game Thread

My letter to the CU prez, Fhil DeShitShow and Dick Geroge:

Bottom line, RG and KD need to go NOW. Nothing is going to change as Phil has his head up his **** in woke Boulder. You could have put one of the Fent/Heroin tent people living on the creek as QB and they would have done better than this poor excuse. Move on over to the Big Sky Conference and focus on hoops.

As an alum, I am embarrassed and so glad we gave up our tailgate spot and season tickets, the writing was on the wall. Count me out as ever donating to your sad university.

When a coach doesn’t have a committable plan, when he relies on hope, what are his players supposed to commit to? This quarterback scenario doomed both quarterbacks to failure. Expecting a good week of practice to magically spark performance on Saturdays is a fool’s gambit. The Buffs are young, but that is Dorrell’s own player management issue. Besides, youth can be an excuse for not winning but not an excuse for failing to compete.

After three games, Colorado might legitimately be the worst team in the country. That is not hyperbole. When the highlight of the week is the implosion in Lincoln, and the team in Fort Collins is one of your biggest challengers for the worst-of-the-worst label, things are not trending well. Three games is a pattern and this pattern actually goes all the way back to last season. If we’re not there already, were nearing the point where CU needs an intervention. The first step is admitting you have a problem.


Fire Phil, bring back Gordan Gee, and please dispose of Rick George and his friend that happened to be building a house in Lafayette after Midnight Mel left town, Karl Dorrell.

Sad Alum of the Class of 1993.
 
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Chev being Chev (he liked this series of tweets)

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I saw these hot takes on Twitter and I was like, "What?" Would giving Chev the head coach job been better than hiring Dorrell? IMO:
Nope GIF

He likely wouldn't have been *worse* but probably no better. Ok, other than watching him on the sidelines.
 
Wow, I feel sorry for anyone who watched that. I recorded it and was going to watch on the DVR. When it finally flipped from Syracuse/Purdue to the Buffs it was already 14-0. I watched 2 plays, checked the final score and turned it off. No need to see that ****. Wow, are the Buffs terrible. Like maybe the worst team out there bad.
 
Wow, I feel sorry for anyone who watched that. I recorded it and was going to watch on the DVR. When it finally flipped from Syracuse/Purdue to the Buffs it was already 14-0. I watched 2 plays, checked the final score and turned it off. No need to see that ****. Wow, are the Buffs terrible. Like maybe the worst team out there bad.
Colorado and Nebraska duking it out for worst P5 team in NCAAF.
 
My letter to the CU prez, Fhil DeShitShow and Dick Geroge:

Bottom line, RG and KD need to go NOW. Nothing is going to change as Phil has his head up his **** in woke Boulder. You could have put one of the Fent/Heroin tent people living on the creek as QB and they would have done better than this poor excuse. Move on over to the Big Sky Conference and focus on hoops.

As an alum, I am embarrassed and so glad we gave up our tailgate spot and season tickets, the writing was on the wall. Count me out as ever donating to your sad university.

When a coach doesn’t have a committable plan, when he relies on hope, what are his players supposed to commit to? This quarterback scenario doomed both quarterbacks to failure. Expecting a good week of practice to magically spark performance on Saturdays is a fool’s gambit. The Buffs are young, but that is Dorrell’s own player management issue. Besides, youth can be an excuse for not winning but not an excuse for failing to compete.

After three games, Colorado might legitimately be the worst team in the country. That is not hyperbole. When the highlight of the week is the implosion in Lincoln, and the team in Fort Collins is one of your biggest challengers for the worst-of-the-worst label, things are not trending well. Three games is a pattern and this pattern actually goes all the way back to last season. If we’re not there already, were nearing the point where CU needs an intervention. The first step is admitting you have a problem.


Fire Phil, bring back Gordan Gee, and please dispose of Rick George and his friend that happened to be building a house in Lafayette after Midnight Mel left town, Karl Dorrell.

Sad Alum of the Class of 1993.
I think this is the way to go. If we're honest with ourselves, Boulder has had a testosterone problem (or lack thereof) since before Gary barnett. When he left, the football programs leaders reflected the town more and more, eg coach Zen master. God forbid a coach thinks females have no place on a male football field due to injury risk. If barnett had said what he said today, I'm sure the blue haired degenerates would be outside his house with torches and pitchfork's. It's common sense to everyone and males who refuse to say it are cowards. It's time to let RG know we want his testes presented on a desk with authority or in a jar with his new updated resume.
 
Persuasive letter writing tips:

"Bottom line" is a better conclusion than an introduction.

Use "Karl Dorell" instead of "KD."

Use "Mel Tucker" instead of "Midnight Mel."

Write "our university" instead of "your sad university."

Don't randomly italicize certain paragraphs for no reason.

Terms like "wokeness" and "Heroin tents" should be omitted. If those terms cannot be omitted, save them for the last paragraph, so your letter isn't thrown in the trash after reading the first paragraph.
 
Colorado and Nebraska duking it out for worst P5 team in NCAAF.
Man, I'm serious with what I said in post #757. They are terrible, no doubt. Jesus Christ, Idk what we are other than the **** you see on the screen. Fly fishing therapy for me tomorrow. I should've went today. I'm gonna go to an easy stream, not feeling a rough one. Getting too old, my body at least, to go places I used to. Gotta pace myself these days. I'll go to them every now and again but not like before. Anyway, it'll take my mind off of football. If cardboard is still here Monday, I'm about to jump off that cliff. They could promote the kid that runs out and gets the tee, iwgaf. This dude needs to be fired, but not just him.
 
Man, I'm serious with what I said in post #757. They are terrible, no doubt. Jesus Christ, Idk what we are other than the **** you see on the screen. Fly fishing therapy for me tomorrow. I should've went today. I'm gonna go to an easy stream, not feeling a rough one. Getting too old, my body at least, to go places I used to. Gotta pace myself these days. I'll go to them every now and again but not like before. Anyway, it'll take my mind off of football. If cardboard is still here Monday, I'm about to jump off that cliff. They could promote the kid that runs out and gets the tee, iwgaf. This dude needs to be fired, but not just him.
Post a pic of what you catch!
 
So now KD gets a week to start McCown? Watching twitter for firing.

They'll just **** him up they way they ****ed up Lewis. Remember how exciting Lewis was in the Alamo Bowl? Threw for 95 yards and ran for another 73 in limited duty. Now he's scared as **** in the pocket and spikes the ball on 5 yard outs. KD drained whatever talent and ability he had and made him what he is now. He'll do the same to McCown. McCown should get the **** out of Dodge ASAP.
 
They'll just **** him up they way they ****ed up Lewis. Remember how exciting Lewis was in the Alamo Bowl? Threw for 95 yards and ran for another 73 in limited duty. Now he's scared as **** in the pocket and spikes the ball on 5 yard outs. KD drained whatever talent and ability he had and made him what he is now. He'll do the same to McCown. McCown should get the **** out of Dodge ASAP.
This
Put him out there with this offense against opponents top units and he will learn to fail and take hits.
 
Wow, I feel sorry for anyone who watched that. I recorded it and was going to watch on the DVR. When it finally flipped from Syracuse/Purdue to the Buffs it was already 14-0. I watched 2 plays, checked the final score and turned it off. No need to see that ****. Wow, are the Buffs terrible. Like maybe the worst team out there bad.
I did the same thing but watched it like you would watch a house fire in your neighborhood. It was epically bad. I really can’t understand how it has gotten this bad.
 
We all knew this would be one-sided, so rather than be miserable all day:


9/17/226:54 PMWin - Single
  • Minnesota -32.0 (+155)Colorado @ Minnesota
9/17/226:54 PMWin - Single
  • Minnesota -34.0 (+205)Colorado @ Minnesota
 
They'll just **** him up they way they ****ed up Lewis. Remember how exciting Lewis was in the Alamo Bowl? Threw for 95 yards and ran for another 73 in limited duty. Now he's scared as **** in the pocket and spikes the ball on 5 yard outs. KD drained whatever talent and ability he had and made him what he is now. He'll do the same to McCown. McCown should get the **** out of Dodge ASAP.
Against a vanilla Texas defense. Can we stop talking about his play in that game?
 
The team was absolutely uninspired yesterday.

Does anyone have a read on the Williams expulsion? I’m wondering if the kids are discouraged based on their buddy getting railroaded
 
The team was absolutely uninspired yesterday.

Does anyone have a read on the Williams expulsion? I’m wondering if the kids are discouraged based on their buddy getting railroaded
I think Howell mentioned it was a school decision, not an AD decision.
 
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