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A really ****** preview of the Cal game
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CVilleBuff
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You said something about your sis and loose?
I forgot to mention that California also has a lot more californians. ****ed up my best taunt.
Please stay in Colorado! Please please please....
A cursory look under my avatar will tell you where I live (google it with your left hoof as I'm sure your right hoof is busy right now) and yes, I attended the best academic institution in the PAC 12. Yes, it is located in NorCal- a great place. Don't fret, you guys slid into 4th place academically when you got sick of Big 12 *ss whoopings on the field. Let's see where you land on the field Saturday. Since I'm sure you're not accustomed to visiting posters who can mix up intelligently along with a good dose of low brow sh*t, I post pix and gifs to further your understanding of the world outside the confines of Boulder (or whatever the f*ck City took you as a refugee). University of California at Berkeley or "Cal" to you newbies. Welcome to the PAC, Conference of Champions.
Exhibit A (sh*t I'm leaving for a weekend to come see Cal's Defense do a number on your O-Line Saturday)
Exhibit B (the place where all your grad students get seeds from...google Emerald Triangle or Humboldt before more jizz dribbles from your mouth on the subject of weed)
Lastly, I'm still trying to convince our MODs that you can hang posting on our Board. Stay tuned :rofl:
Late update: You are currently being checked SB. It shouldn't be long now....try again in the morning
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Glad someone got the joke finally. You just made the top of her list. Dress in a Bear costume :nod:
CVilleBuff
Well-Known Member
http://www.buffzone.com/ci_18593333?source=most_viewed
Looks like the "rankings" have CU ahead on the bud argument. Sorry man, not something we typically go out of our way to brag about, but Cal just doesn't stack up in any of those "party" categories. You've got a small segment of your co-eds that are talent and can match up with the top Pac-12 schools, but you've got 80% of the female student body that got beaten with ugly stick. That's the difference brah, you're going to lose on numbers all day, just like you will in not being able to match the number of traveling fans. It's ok, we're well rehearsed on the Pac-12, we know you don't travel for ****. Christ, you're renovating your stadium to make it smaller. But you did get an unemployed Ashley Ambrose from us, so I'm sure you'll be winning championships in no time
Looks like the "rankings" have CU ahead on the bud argument. Sorry man, not something we typically go out of our way to brag about, but Cal just doesn't stack up in any of those "party" categories. You've got a small segment of your co-eds that are talent and can match up with the top Pac-12 schools, but you've got 80% of the female student body that got beaten with ugly stick. That's the difference brah, you're going to lose on numbers all day, just like you will in not being able to match the number of traveling fans. It's ok, we're well rehearsed on the Pac-12, we know you don't travel for ****. Christ, you're renovating your stadium to make it smaller. But you did get an unemployed Ashley Ambrose from us, so I'm sure you'll be winning championships in no time
The question is...wtf are you still doing up. I'm packing my travel bags for tomorrow but you??????
Drinking. And we look forward to showing you a real gameday experience :thumbsup:
You can definitely have my sister now. Atta Buff
We certainly have more in common with Cal than say, Texas Tech, Okie State, KSU.... And they call themselves Ag schools?
Fine job Buffnik. You've found your calling.
Fine job Buffnik. You've found your calling.
DeNiro
My Dixie Wrecked
By any chance has your sister met Tini's mom?
you went to Stanford?
well played sir.....
Great. Will I need flour?
Funny because my moms sister lives in the bay area.
Anndd let the feeding frenzy begin!
Deleted member 807
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I like the cop giving a high five.
But now I hate invesco (or sports authority) even more. that kid would be a paraplegic if that happened there.
That's an Eskimo Brother traditional greeting, not just your ordinary high five!
Was expecting this...not original (yawn)
Says the cal grad making the original unoriginal braggy comment. Hypocrisy stinks like mayonnaise covered fat chicks left to ripen in the california sun my friend.
Mama Cass would be proud.
Was not expecting that though. Excellent come back.
Deleted member 807
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You dim sum wine guzzling hippies of Berkeley are a trip.
Burrito munching beer swilling hippies of Boulder are so very happy we don't share a mass transit system with Oakland.
That fact alone makes it easy to determine which fan base is superior.
NashBuff
CSU Knob-Slobberer
I'm sure those hands raised are the ones that can't wait to see Nik's CSU-CU preview!