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CSU Getting Desperate?

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by boydbuff, Aug 21, 2012.

  1. boydbuff

    boydbuff Club Member Club Member

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    I just read this article and it sounds to me a bit like desperation:

    http://www.collegian.com/2012/08/21...-for-walk-ons-to-fill-remaining-roster-spots/

    They are holding walkon tryouts to fill 5 empty roster spots. I know that all schools including CU encourage walkons but so close to the first game of the season I think is unusual. They will have no time to get in shape and they have missed weeks of practice.

    They indicate they need more depth at key positions.

    Doesn't bode well for our "friends" up in the Fort.
     
  2. buffedup

    buffedup Cooler than a Popsicle Stand. Club Member

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    Rudy Rudy Rudy
     
  3. boydbuff

    boydbuff Club Member Club Member

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    I was kind of thinking of Vince Papale of the Philadelphia Eagles-saw that movie Invincible not too long ago.
     
  4. FlaBuff

    FlaBuff I drive a Dodge Stratus! Club Member

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    It's "hey fattie, wanna play the foosball?" part II. Will it bring more pass pro wizards like they saw last spring? In he spring scrimmage the ram O-line set records for look-out blocks and offering their hand to pick up the QB. It will be a long year in fort fun.
     
  5. sackman

    sackman Club Member Club Member

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    This game is a set-up. Too much bad news coming out of Fart Collins.
     
  6. btbuff

    btbuff It's an inside joke Club Member

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    Agreed. Puts everyone off guard.
     
  7. Buffsoldier

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    Getting?
     
  8. Darian3Hagan

    Darian3Hagan '89 Player of the Year Club Member

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    Right? CSU is the guy making out with the fat chick on the couch in the middle of the party.

    Rip Wally
     
  9. Zapata

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    Come with us to the light already!!!! Bohn should have already retired you years ago!! We know of a nice retirement kennel for you - somewhere you will be safe from burning anything down again. We will even let you play on our shuffle board team........ohh don't worry.........its only intramurals.
     
  10. Zapata

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    disregard my previous post..................this was supposed to be a reply to the Hawk picture caption contest thread.
     
  11. zbuff

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    Bowl eligibility for CSU is a dropped RMS game away...
     
  12. Uncle Ken

    Uncle Ken Orr no morr Club Member

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    I thought it fit nicely enough in this thread.
     
  13. Darth Snow

    Darth Snow Hawaiian Buffalo Club Member Junta Member

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    Btw, his ghost lives on in Rugged. Dude loves doing that.
     
  14. dply

    dply Doble hoja Club Member

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    That would make a great AB's sitcom. Wally's ghost living on through Rugged in a weird Patrick Swayze in Whoppi Goldberg way.
     
  15. Darth Snow

    Darth Snow Hawaiian Buffalo Club Member Junta Member

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    Rugged has always wanted to be a portly black woman.
    The best part is that it would be Burrito who killed Wally in that scenario.
     
  16. dply

    dply Doble hoja Club Member

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    I think this story has legs. Anyone know a good casting company in the Denver Metro area?
     
  17. Darth Snow

    Darth Snow Hawaiian Buffalo Club Member Junta Member

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    Agreed. Also, Rugged has always wanted Walrus to be inside him. And the Walrus has always wanted to be inside Rugged. This will make everyone happy.
     
  18. Uncle Ken

    Uncle Ken Orr no morr Club Member

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    We need to understand more about the manner of death. It sets the tone for the entire series.

    Crushed to death underneath one of the fat chick sacrifices that BP pushes Wally's way (knowing full well that Wally can't say "no", even at the expense of his own safety) to get to the hot chick he wants?
     
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  19. dply

    dply Doble hoja Club Member

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    The fat chick's name has to be Lucille.
     
  20. buffedup

    buffedup Cooler than a Popsicle Stand. Club Member

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    :hijacked:
     
  21. Darth Snow

    Darth Snow Hawaiian Buffalo Club Member Junta Member

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    Bull****. I've met wally, and that is a guy who would have loved to sacrifice himself with a fat chick. You are definitely not in charge of the casting. You would get it all wrong.
     
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    dply Doble hoja Club Member

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    Sorry. It doesn't have to be Lucille. I just was going with a little allbuffs lore.
     
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  23. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    You're out of your element.

    Wally wouldn't see hooking up with a fat chick as a sacrifice, wouldn't concern himself with his own safety, and certainly wouldn't need BP to do anything more than point out that there's a fat chick alone at the bar.
     
  24. Darth Snow

    Darth Snow Hawaiian Buffalo Club Member Junta Member

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    Frankly, she wouldn't need to be alone. Wally's the kind of true rogue that would fight the current mate in order to get with the fat chick.
     
  25. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    You're right. Especially if the fat chick was wearing hot pants.
     
  26. BuffClass90

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    Wow. I thought our program was in disrepair.
     
  27. buffedup

    buffedup Cooler than a Popsicle Stand. Club Member

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    :lol:
     
  28. Uncle Ken

    Uncle Ken Orr no morr Club Member

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    You both are making my point. Wally, in his confirmed devotion to fat chicks wouldn't say "no". It's BP, who would disregard his own friend's (??? as I understand their relationship, anyway) safety to get what he wants. The two get in a fight and Burrito points out the fat chick. BP wakes up the next morning, realizes what he's done and screams "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!". Pan out.

    Don't know what made me think of this, but has anybody seen the Point Break Priceline ad with Captain Kirk? Freakin' fantastic!
     
  29. Darth Snow

    Darth Snow Hawaiian Buffalo Club Member Junta Member

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    False. What you are describing is an obvious coping mechanism that the walrus would use to pretend he didn't want to do what he did. Second, BP would never scream "nooooooo." Instead, he would attempt to take pictures and then tell everyone he could the story while laughing hysterically over bloody mary's at the buff.
     
  30. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    The burning question is whether Wally should be killed by the heft of the fat chick or whether this scene would have Wally ditching Burrito & pals (who were his ride), getting stranded 50 miles from home, and having to do a 10-hour walk of shame. Of course, Wally wouldn't realize it was a walk of "shame" because he'd be proud of his accomplishment and have a skip in his step the whole way.

    Meanwhile, Wally would think the pictures were awesome.
     

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