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CU @ Cal
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Pale Ale
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Some are just more lame than others.
Is that the same as going full hippy jihad?
NYCGOBEARS!
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NYCGOBEARS!
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Get yer own material.
goldokiebear
New Member
But can Chip drink beer like Oski?
that hose is 1) through his eye? and 2) not attached to anything. I don't think the word drink means what you think it means.
Heh - true story: when I was a student, Chip came up into the stands before the game. We had a beer bong with us. Dude tips back the chip head, does a full beer bong, and goes back to being Chip. Hilarious. That might have been the day he got escorted out of the stadium in handcuffs. My memory of that specific day is a little hazy.
goldokiebear
New Member
One year Oski had had too much to drink before one of our Bball games when we were playing OSU. Gary Payton was their point guard, he went to Skyline HS in Oakland and his Mom was in attendance, behind the OSU bench. It was someone's birthday, they had a large sheet cake, and Oski hurls it into the stands by his Mom after they sing Happy Birthday. Not a great moment in mascot history, or for whatever student was in the Oski outfit that night. It hit the fan after that.....
Mascots have to take a breathalyzer test when entering stanford stadium, because of the tree. No joke.
rumor from the stanford band (the people who make the tree) is there is a pocket in each iteration of the costume to fit a 1.75L bottle.
NYCGOBEARS!
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Good luck tomorrow Buffs. Cheers to a hard fought, injury free game. It's been fun. I don't care what they say about you guys. Mostly you're a fun lot.
Sebastabear
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Ditto, although I can't believe this thread has devolved into mascot smack talk. Our two programs really need to pull out of our respective tailspins, stat.
Deleted member 807
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OMG. Skidmark has outdone himself!
NYCGOBEARS!
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Weak, old, and used. Like a gas station bathroom condom.
NYCGOBEARS!
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Tired clichéd CU life stories.
CVilleBuff
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Would've expected a Cal grad to fork out for Barzil. All the Stanford alums here do it, but they're awash in cash with all the success such a degree brings. I understand now that you're not on their level. Few are. No hard feelings.
He's not one to tell our cliches
NYCGOBEARS!
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Why does your Buffalo have such small junk?
Deleted member 807
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Meatgazer
Pick one...it's early
1) Natural selection. Keeps all you tourists from eating its balls
2) that's her clit
3) did you major in Bison Dick at Cal?
4) that's his nutts. His **** would split you like an axe
Oh and **** cal. The civility in this thread has ruined my morning.
**** cal in their giant bear vaginas! Wooooooooo!!!