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Dear Pac 12:

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Liver, Oct 2, 2015.

  1. Liver

    Liver modded mod Club Member Junta Member

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    Let me preface this by saying that I was a huge advocate for years of moving to the Pac. I thought it was best for the Buffs, long term. And, allow me to add that the vast majority of fans I have met are really nice, intelligent people. This is a complete change from the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers of the big 12.

    But, I just have to say this:

    **** YOU ALL! I hate that you don't hate us. I hate that the rest of the country ignores us. I hate that we can't even get national TV coverage for the p12 network. I hate that most of the fans appear disinterested at best and don't even understand the landscape of college football outside the p12 footprint. It is like the North Korea of college football-- insulated, with limited information leaking in from the outside.

    I miss the white-hot hate I had for the ****ing fuskers. and texasss. and kjuco state. and mizzery. and many, many others.

    Instead, now, even our trolls are nicer. **** you trolls. Other than America's Stripper University (which, really, if you think about it, isn't much like any other P12 school, given the incredibly modest academic standards), our visiting fans of other programs are at least semi-articulate.

    Well, let me just serve this up as a warning: You may not hate us now, but you will. With any luck, it will start on Saturday night at Folsom, when the ****ing ducks are in town. Hate fueled our success for years. I want the hate back. It kept me warm at night.

    **** you, poseurs.

    GO Buffs.
     
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  2. Darth Snow

    Darth Snow Hawaiian Buffalo Club Member Junta Member

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    Promoted.

    Consider this a letter of re-introduction from the fan base that introduced itself with "Here come the assholes" Tshirts in Berkeley a few years back.
     
  3. Shldr2Shldr

    Shldr2Shldr Club Member Club Member

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    bombay Club Member Club Member

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    Exactly. It sucks that no one hates the Avalanche anymore.
     
  5. DBT

    DBT Club Member Club Member

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    I've got an asshole following me around everywhere I go.
     
  6. buffedup

    buffedup Cooler than a Popsicle Stand. Club Member

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    Just wait. When we are good again, we will be that annoying fanbase that takes over opponents stadiums.
     
  7. Shldr2Shldr

    Shldr2Shldr Club Member Club Member

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    Wouldnt surprise me if CU were to become the best traveling fans in the Pac-12 once we are good again. We still have some of that Big8/12 football love in our DNA.
     
  8. buffedup

    buffedup Cooler than a Popsicle Stand. Club Member

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    And a massive Alumni footprint on the west coast.
     
  9. BuffNut99

    BuffNut99 Club Member Club Member

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    GoBuffs08 Well-Known Member

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    **** bailer
    **** nebraska
     
  11. darth-horax

    darth-horax Well-Known Member

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    i can't wait for that to happen.

    I miss the hate in the Big XII....the entire landscape has changed in a weird way.
    If we had moved 12 years ago we would have been just fine...but we waited too long.
     
  12. Buffskier

    Buffskier Club Member Club Member

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    F*** the west coast schools... F*** the arizona schools... and F*** the utes.
    F*** bailer, F*** texas, and most importantly F*** the huskers.

    We need to start pissing in peoples cheerios, making little children cry, pushing down grandmas, and throwing battery filled marshmallows again. It's time.
     
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  13. patebuff

    patebuff Downgraded to half a star Club Member

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  14. Clean Undies

    Clean Undies Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

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    I get kinda snarky when CU wins games.

    There is a whole untapped reservoir of condescending arrogant angry rude inconsiderate and filthy attitude that is just laying under the surface like the Yellowstone magma chamber, waiting to explode in a torrent of red hot wrath and mockery.

    These hard years of irrelevence did little to reform that which dwells in my heart.

    When CU has scoreboard over the damn conference, over fifteen years of humility will disappear faster than a title IX compliance officer at a Baylor rape investigation.

    It's been too damn long since someone told me that CU fans are the worst in college football and actually meant it.

    Tick toc, tick toc, tick toc, mother****ers.
     
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  15. Uncle Ken

    Uncle Ken Orr no morr Club Member

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    p.s. Utah excepted in this diatribe, 'cause they're awesome. Awesome football, awesome well-adjusted fans who aren't co-dependent and don't require constant validation and also exceptional cold fusion.

    p.p.s. **** bailer
     
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  16. Clean Undies

    Clean Undies Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

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    Don't forget Stephen F Covey and his son Stephen MR Covey who taught corporate America seven habits and how to operate at the speed of trust.

    And there is Ancestry.com who knows exactly who your 9th great grandmother is and when she set foot in Philadelphia.

    Honesty we wouldn't know how to succeed and we wouldn't know who we are if it weren't for Utah.

    Even if you don't like them, they will still pray for you and your ancient relatives to get into heaven. And everybody knows Utah heaven has access to the best internet porn.
     
  17. DBT

    DBT Club Member Club Member

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    I don't remember how I get when CU wins games.
     
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  18. Uncle Ken

    Uncle Ken Orr no morr Club Member

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    There's a pill for that.
     
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  19. Clean Undies

    Clean Undies Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

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    Did you remember to take your pills?
     
  20. BorrachoBuff

    BorrachoBuff Club Member Club Member

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    wait...CU wins games?
     
  21. Uncle Ken

    Uncle Ken Orr no morr Club Member

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    Sometimes, when you're not watching...
     
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  22. Uncle Ken

    Uncle Ken Orr no morr Club Member

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    Just to be clear, Skiddy, even though our jokes were similar, mine was about erections.
     
  23. Clean Undies

    Clean Undies Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

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    Boulder finally has access to the Internet. It's been since 2008 since our Buffaloes could figure out how to string three W's together.
     
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  24. BuffNut99

    BuffNut99 Club Member Club Member

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    I remember. I'm insufferable.
     
  25. CUBUFF80

    CUBUFF80 No Stinkin' Title Club Member

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    DBT has one of these:
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  26. Clean Undies

    Clean Undies Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

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    That explains why yours came first.
     
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  27. CanadianDuck

    CanadianDuck Well-Known Member

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    **** you Liver and **** Colorado...... Does that make you feel better? I guess I could have thrown in **** the SEC, but we all agree on that statement.
     
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  28. Shldr2Shldr

    Shldr2Shldr Club Member Club Member

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    Its finally starting to feel like home
     
  29. Liver

    Liver modded mod Club Member Junta Member

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    maybe a little better. thanks for the effort.

    it would probably help if you'd stop using complete sentences and stopped demonstrating the ability to effectively communicate coherent thoughts. i don't think you fully understand what we were dealing with in the big 12.

    oh, and **** a duck!
     
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  30. Clean Undies

    Clean Undies Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

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    The knuckle dragger with the unibrow finally shows up. Wowza.

    How's the recreational pot treating you up there in Canuckistan? Any pervey pictures of Carley Rae Jepson you wanna share with us, you fabulous drunk bastard?
     

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