Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by FLounder, Sep 13, 2016.
I think it's pronounced Muck Fichigan.
Are pussies wolverines?
This was definitely worthy of its own thread.
As fired up as I am for this game, I just can't seem to have a strong opinion about a Big 10 team not named nebraska or The Definite Article Ohio State. It's the Big 10...the hapless conference that time forgot.
It's the conference of homely, bookish girls that you would **** anyway because...well because they're young ladies and they put out like crazy in the Midwest. The conference that spans the part of the U.S. where people live because, frankly, they don't have a choice. The conference that used to be really good at football, but decided that eating fatty deli sandwiches was more important than being athletic.
When Trump says "make America great again" he's talking about a certain misguided nostalgia that exists in the Big 10 footprint. A certain bland whiteness that remembers ****ty manufacturing jobs as the greatest thing that ever happened to a group of tubby alcoholics who lived with little purpose that didn't involve rolling a heavy ball at some upright pins, and a dogged devotion inspired by a pension check sailing like an albatross on a distant horizon.
I don't dislike Michigan. It's really the class of the Big 10. Ann Arbor is supposed to be a nice town, and their chubby dark-haired girls put out second in the conference behind (so to speak) the chubby blond girls of Madison (I know I've touched on this theme already, but it's worth revisiting).
And with that, Pandora has just chosen "Goodbye Marie" by the Geardaddies, which perfectly evokes a Big 10 feel, especially on a rare cloudy day in Boulder, when the Flatirons are obscured by a low ceiling.
Well, if we win, Harbaugh should have to eat another booger. Just saw him eat one on espn. Nasty ****er.
Michigan - Ingesting too much lead since 1908.
C'mon on Luke, you know you have mined for gold as well before.
Yeah but I didn't eat the damn thing. U eat your boogers too?
Harbaugh just subscribes to the Austrian school of thought in regards to nose picking.
We've all done things we aren't proud of... When I was like 3, that list got pretty big.
OMG I don't wanna know so keep it tight.
When I was in 5th grade there was this kid named Logan Tate. He always had a river of green snot coming out of his nose beneath a pair of coke bottle glasses. That kid used to fish big giant slimy boogers out and suck them down.
It was pretty ****ing gross.
It's a shame that @Uncle Ken and his once-in-a-lifetime masterful post will go down in flames amid booger eating nostalgia
He's a private equity fund manager now with homes in London, Nantucket and Mountain View. Revenge is slimy and salty sweet.
Which Buff is it going to be laying a hit like this on Saturday?
Hope not. We'd lose all our players to targeting calls the way they are calling it this year.
I thought Michigan was one of flounder's 50 favorite teams?
Ha! Wrong again my good sir!
Flounder's favorite teams:
NFL: Jacksonville Jaguars. (Cheer for Broncos and Steelers)
NBA: Denver Nuggets (Cheer For the T-Wolves)
NCAA: Colorado Buffaloes and North Dakota Fighting Hawks
MLB: Pirates and Rockies
NHL: Penguins and Avs (Cheer for Canadiens because of old family Stanley Cup history)
I believe you mistaken me for our ould friend 'Tini( Tini), He loved Alabama And Michigan.
Also I absolutely despise the Nebraska Newbornhuskers and the Detroit Red Wings.
Correct in that this was a tini problem more than a flounder problem. Flounder has his faults, but liking half the teams in CFB is not one of them. Besides, even if he did, he's attended a decent percentage of them, so it's ok.
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