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My Resume'

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Swish, Nov 4, 2009.

  1. Swish

    Swish Half a bubble off Club Member

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    Since there's so much talk about new coaches going around I'd like to submit my resume for consideration as the Buffs next head coach. It is a bit different than most. Instead of bragging about my lofty credentials, I've chosen to feature what my team has achieved over the last four years I've coached them. Keep in mind the rank is out of 120 division 1 teams:


    2009
    Offense Rank
    Scoring 96th
    Rushing 114th
    Passing 71st
    Total 113th

    Defense
    Scoring 92nd
    Rushing 77th
    Passing 72nd
    Total 80th


    2008
    Offense Rank
    Scoring 100th
    Rushing 80th
    Passing 80th
    Total 95th

    Defense
    Scoring 87th
    Rushing 88th
    Passing 73rd
    Total 79th


    2007
    Offense Rank
    Scoring 62nd
    Rushing 69th
    Passing 53rd
    Total 72nd

    Defense
    Scoring 78th
    Rushing 31st
    Passing 103rd
    Total 64th


    2006
    Offense Rank
    Scoring 107th
    Rushing 21st
    Passing 116th
    Total 102nd

    Defense
    Scoring 56th
    Rushing 30th
    Passing 94th
    Total 66th

    Ints Thrown/Picked
    2009 13 6
    2008 14 9
    2007 17 16
    2006 8 12

    Sacks For/Given up
    2009 20 27
    2008 24 28
    2007 20 18.5
    2006 25 29

    Times in the red zone per game
    2009 3.125 score 88%
    2008 3. score 72.2%
    2007 3.84 score 80%
    2006 2.75 score 72.73%


    Close to 20 of my commits have either left or never got here. The most recent was a Blue Chipper that just didn't pan out

    Penalties # Rank
    2009 72 111th
    2008 65 30th
    2007 88 70th
    2006 53 63rd

    Fgs Rank
    2009 93rd
    2008 120th
    2007 87th
    2006 76th

    Anyone interested??? If I was your coach how long would you keep me?
    The devil is in the details, but so is the truth.

    I don't like losing, I don't like futility, I don't like excuses and double speak.
    But losing a marquee recruit who had the reputation of being a quality human being.......I'm outraged.

    You guys have your sit outs and powder blue outs. Good! I think that's great!

    I have my protest too - Until this thing gets turned around I'm no longer "swish".

    Call me F.I.M. (faninmourning)

    Now all I need to do is figure out how to change my name in the blasted usercp.
     
  2. White_Rabbit

    White_Rabbit Club Member Club Member

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    Your resume is impressive. I take it your team is in a non BCS conference and a bottom feeder? Are you, Syracuse?
     
  3. Swish

    Swish Half a bubble off Club Member

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    :lol: guess again
     
  4. ThndringHerd

    ThndringHerd Well-Known Member

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    :lol:
     
  5. key west buph

    key west buph Member

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    Buffs :cry:
     
  6. Darth Snow

    Darth Snow Hawaiian Buffalo Club Member Junta Member

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    mmmm. Baylor!?
     
  7. buffsfan01

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    :sad1: buffs
     
  8. Darth Snow

    Darth Snow Hawaiian Buffalo Club Member Junta Member

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    get the ****ing joke people.
     
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