Official ****braska Hate Thread

[manhattanbuff]

So you're telling us that "nuhbrasskuh" = Colorado = "shytehole".
Thanks for the clarification. We all thought you were infatuated with Iowa.

You love Colorado but are an idiot GBR fan? Thanks for clarifying.

 

[Mb2658]

I’m starting to think that Surveyor is just a really well written troll bot.

 

[Uncle Ken]

I’m starting to think that Surveyor is just a really well written troll bot.

The subtlety of his Tommy Boy comebacks would require a Her level of technology.

 

[BuffSurveyor]

I’m starting to think that Surveyor is just a really well written troll bot.

I'll take that as a compliment.

 

[BuffSurveyor]

The subtlety of his Tommy Boy comebacks would require a Her level of technology.

GTFO!

 

[Buffskier]

just saw my unread "promo" Gmail inbox count was.... 6236. brought a huge ass smile to my face. F*** the corn

 

[Mb2658]

In other news, the Nebraska unicameral is working on a bill to raise the beer excise tax from $.31 per gallon to $1.38 per gallon which would make the cobgobbler state the national champions of beer excise tax rates!

 

[DrunkRalphie]

In other news, the Nebraska unicameral is working on a bill to raise the beer excise tax from $.31 per gallon to $1.38 per gallon which would make the cobgobbler state the national champions of beer excise tax rates!

Fascists

 

[FlaBuff]

Higher priced beer=cheaper meth. Huskernomics at work.

 

[Not Sure]

Higher priced beer=cheaper meth. Huskernomics at work.

Meth, not being taxed, doesn’t necessarily get any cheaper, excepting in comparison to beer. However, the subtleties of huskernomics are often difficult to explain to the average methhead.

 

[Dark Bohner]

I’m starting to think that Surveyor is just a really well written troll bot.

Really well written? You take the comedy too far.

 

[Uncle Ken]

Really well written? You take the comedy too far.

Didn’t Dustin Hoffman win something for Rain Man?

 

[Waylon Van Smack]

Interesting developments while I was banished...

 

[RuffBuff]

 

[jizzrag85]

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Lol that made me ****ing laugh pretty good.

 

[BuffSurveyor]

Interesting developments while I was banished...

Epic fail with the red shirt.

GBR!

 

[Mb2658]

Epic fail with the red shirt.

GBR!

Surveyorbot is indexing Twitter comments now.

 

[Waylon Van Smack]

Epic fail with the red shirt.

GBR!

You going to Boulder in September?

 

[Go Buffs]

You going to Boulder in September?

 

[BuffSurveyor]

You going to Boulder in September?

That's my plan. It will be a great day seeing all the Red in person.

GBR!

 

[Waylon Van Smack]

That's my plan. It will be a great day seeing all the Red in person.

GBR!

Need to share a couple drinks. My tickets are bought, lodging secured... its going to be fun.

 

[jizzrag85]

That's my plan. It will be a great day seeing all the Red in person.

GBR!

That’ll be your highlight as it was in ****braska. Difference is if I see you ****tards you’ll hear it.

 

[Mb2658]

Surveyor and Waylon.

 

[jizzrag85]

Need to share a couple drinks. My tickets are bought, lodging secured... its going to be fun.

Oh you bought tickets for a game that doesn’t have tickets on sale yet.

 

[RISE]

watch out, I'll be throwing all old women down the stairs and throwing batteries at all the Knubs. you better wear a helmet

 

[BuffSurveyor]

watch out, I'll be throwing all old women down the stairs and throwing batteries at all the Knubs. you better wear a helmet

You read about doing such things in one of those newspapers your mom keeps in the outhouse. Didn't you?

 

[jizzrag85]

You read about doing such things in one of those newspapers your mom keeps in the outhouse. Didn't you?

Husk****er weekly? It’s good ass wipe.

 

[RuffBuff]

Need to share a couple drinks. My tickets are bought, lodging secured... its going to be fun.

I'll provide the drinks! I hope you don't mind drinking out of ziplock baggies? It's a Boulder tradition.

 

[Mb2658]

https://journalstar.com/sports/husk...-d10c-5664-a121-98a6c3e233a2.html?mode=nowapp

The cold is getting to the Fusker fans.

 

[RuffBuff]

https://journalstar.com/sports/husk...-d10c-5664-a121-98a6c3e233a2.html?mode=nowapp

The cold is getting to the Fusker fans.

He's catching flack because he's an outsider and he hasn't fully embraced the Nub ways. If he truly wants to endear himself to the nubs, he needs to put ranch dressing on everything, eat cinnamon rolls with his chili, eat only dog dick red hot dogs, tomato juice in his beer and type II diabetes.