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Naming rights for CSU's new stadium - ideas?

I already posted this in the other thread. (Excuse the typo. I don't feel like redoing the graphic. :smile:)
chicosstadium.jpg
chicosstadium.jpg
 
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I already posted this in the other thread. (Excuse the typo. I don't feel like redoing the graphic. :smile:)
chicosstadium.jpg

Excuse the typo? **** that! I'm celebrating it. Imagining it as the actual CSU stadium signage with a misspelling is much funnier.
 
You guys can laugh all you want but North Texas got $20 mil for a POS $78 million stadium.

CSU should be able to get $20-30mil for a state of the art $246million facility
 
You guys can laugh all you want but North Texas got $20 mil for a POS $78 million stadium.

CSU should be able to get $20-30mil for a state of the art $246million facility

In North Texas more than 17 people give a crap, can't say that for CSU.

Who wants to pay to put their name on a white elephant where nobody goes to see a team that is going to be FCS sooner than later.
 
In North Texas more than 17 people give a crap, can't say that for CSU.

Who wants to pay to put their name on a white elephant where nobody goes to see a team that is going to be FCS sooner than later.
Because North Texas won't be FCS either? Good one.

Say what you want but there were 15 people who replied to CSU's survey saying they would be willing to donate $20mil for naming rights
 
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Because North Texas won't be FCS either? Good one.

Say what you want but there were 15 people who replied to CSU's survey saying they would be willing to donate $20mil for naming rights

And if those same 15 people went to games you'd increase your football attendance by 22%.



FACT!
 
15 < 17

FACT!

Unless there was a donation form attached those people just showed they give half a crap.
 
I'd be willing to donate $20 million to CU so would at least 30 people here. Proof is in the putting, I don't have the bucks, lets see how much actually shows up.

And again, If the stadium ever gets built it just means that CSU will be losing games to crappy teams in front of empty seats in nicer stadium.
 
This is what it feels like to talk to OMFGasm...

OMFG: "I'm going to be getting so much supermodel pussy."

Buff: "But you can't even get ugly girls to go out with you."

OMFG: "I upgraded from the Old Spice to the Polo Green, loser. Pwned."

Buff: "But you're still fat, ugly and uninteresting."

OMFG: "I read a study that chicks prefer the scent of Polo Green. They'll be lining up to jump my ****."

Buff: "But that's irrelevant if you've got nothing else going for you."

OMFG: "I'm popular."

Buff: "Then how come no one went to your birthday party and I always see you eating lunch alone?"

OMFG: "Extremely popular. And the only thing that was keeping people away was wearing Old Spice instead of Polo Green."

Buff: "You work part-time as a sheep milker. You can't afford Polo Green."

OMFG: "The bitches who are going to want to sleep with me are going to buy it for me."

Buff: "They gave you the money?"

OMFG: "It's as good as mine. I let a couple of girls take a whiff of it from the Men's Journal ad I was reading at Supercuts. They liked it so much I ran out to Macy's and put a couple cases on layaway."

Buff: "You're an idot."

OMFG: "Don't hate the playa, hate the game. And I gots me some mad game now with my Polo Green."
 
This is what it feels like to talk to OMFGasm...

OMFG: "I'm going to be getting so much supermodel pussy."

Buff: "But you can't even get ugly girls to go out with you."

OMFG: "I upgraded from the Old Spice to the Polo Green, loser. Pwned."

Buff: "But you're still fat, ugly and uninteresting."

OMFG: "I read a study that chicks prefer the scent of Polo Green. They'll be lining up to jump my ****."

Buff: "But that's irrelevant if you've got nothing else going for you."

OMFG: "I'm popular."

Buff: "Then how come no one went to your birthday party and I always see you eating lunch alone?"

OMFG: "Extremely popular. And the only thing that was keeping people away was wearing Old Spice instead of Polo Green."

Buff: "You work part-time as a sheep milker. You can't afford Polo Green."

OMFG: "The bitches who are going to want to sleep with me are going to buy it for me."

Buff: "They gave you the money?"

OMFG: "It's as good as mine. I let a couple of girls take a whiff of it from the Men's Journal ad I was reading at Supercuts. They liked it so much I ran out to Macy's and put a couple cases on layaway."

Buff: "You're an idot."

OMFG: "Don't hate the playa, hate the game. And I gots me some mad game now with my Polo Green."

:lol:
 
This is what it feels like to talk to OMFGasm...

OMFG: "I'm going to be getting so much supermodel pussy."

Buff: "But you can't even get ugly girls to go out with you."

OMFG: "I upgraded from the Old Spice to the Polo Green, loser. Pwned."

Buff: "But you're still fat, ugly and uninteresting."

OMFG: "I read a study that chicks prefer the scent of Polo Green. They'll be lining up to jump my ****."

Buff: "But that's irrelevant if you've got nothing else going for you."

OMFG: "I'm popular."

Buff: "Then how come no one went to your birthday party and I always see you eating lunch alone?"

OMFG: "Extremely popular. And the only thing that was keeping people away was wearing Old Spice instead of Polo Green."

Buff: "You work part-time as a sheep milker. You can't afford Polo Green."

OMFG: "The bitches who are going to want to sleep with me are going to buy it for me."

Buff: "They gave you the money?"

OMFG: "It's as good as mine. I let a couple of girls take a whiff of it from the Men's Journal ad I was reading at Supercuts. They liked it so much I ran out to Macy's and put a couple cases on layaway."

Buff: "You're an idot."

OMFG: "Don't hate the playa, hate the game. And I gots me some mad game now with my Polo Green."

YMSSR

Hilarious, and true. And Polo Green doesn't cover the smell of sheep s*** on your shoes OMFG.
 
This is what it feels like to talk to OMFGasm...

OMFG: "I'm going to be getting so much supermodel pussy."

Buff: "But you can't even get ugly girls to go out with you."

OMFG: "I upgraded from the Old Spice to the Polo Green, loser. Pwned."

Buff: "But you're still fat, ugly and uninteresting."

OMFG: "I read a study that chicks prefer the scent of Polo Green. They'll be lining up to jump my ****."

Buff: "But that's irrelevant if you've got nothing else going for you."

OMFG: "I'm popular."

Buff: "Then how come no one went to your birthday party and I always see you eating lunch alone?"

OMFG: "Extremely popular. And the only thing that was keeping people away was wearing Old Spice instead of Polo Green."

Buff: "You work part-time as a sheep milker. You can't afford Polo Green."

OMFG: "The bitches who are going to want to sleep with me are going to buy it for me."

Buff: "They gave you the money?"

OMFG: "It's as good as mine. I let a couple of girls take a whiff of it from the Men's Journal ad I was reading at Supercuts. They liked it so much I ran out to Macy's and put a couple cases on layaway."

Buff: "You're an idot."

OMFG: "Don't hate the playa, hate the game. And I gots me some mad game now with my Polo Green."

:lol:

Laughing out loud!
 
This is what it feels like to talk to OMFGasm...

OMFG: "I'm going to be getting so much supermodel pussy."

Buff: "But you can't even get ugly girls to go out with you."

OMFG: "I upgraded from the Old Spice to the Polo Green, loser. Pwned."

Buff: "But you're still fat, ugly and uninteresting."

OMFG: "I read a study that chicks prefer the scent of Polo Green. They'll be lining up to jump my ****."

Buff: "But that's irrelevant if you've got nothing else going for you."

OMFG: "I'm popular."

Buff: "Then how come no one went to your birthday party and I always see you eating lunch alone?"

OMFG: "Extremely popular. And the only thing that was keeping people away was wearing Old Spice instead of Polo Green."

Buff: "You work part-time as a sheep milker. You can't afford Polo Green."

OMFG: "The bitches who are going to want to sleep with me are going to buy it for me."

Buff: "They gave you the money?"

OMFG: "It's as good as mine. I let a couple of girls take a whiff of it from the Men's Journal ad I was reading at Supercuts. They liked it so much I ran out to Macy's and put a couple cases on layaway."

Buff: "You're an idot."

OMFG: "Don't hate the playa, hate the game. And I gots me some mad game now with my Polo Green."

This is even funnier when you imagine OMFG sounding like this guy:
napoleon-dynamite.jpg
 
Because North Texas won't be FCS either? Good one.

Say what you want but there were 15 people who replied to CSU's survey saying they would be willing to donate $20mil for naming rights
Ummm, WHAT? :lol: BULL****.
 
This is what it feels like to talk to OMFGasm...

OMFG: "I'm going to be getting so much supermodel pussy."

Buff: "But you can't even get ugly girls to go out with you."

OMFG: "I upgraded from the Old Spice to the Polo Green, loser. Pwned."

Buff: "But you're still fat, ugly and uninteresting."

OMFG: "I read a study that chicks prefer the scent of Polo Green. They'll be lining up to jump my ****."

Buff: "But that's irrelevant if you've got nothing else going for you."

OMFG: "I'm popular."

Buff: "Then how come no one went to your birthday party and I always see you eating lunch alone?"

OMFG: "Extremely popular. And the only thing that was keeping people away was wearing Old Spice instead of Polo Green."

Buff: "You work part-time as a sheep milker. You can't afford Polo Green."

OMFG: "The bitches who are going to want to sleep with me are going to buy it for me."

Buff: "They gave you the money?"

OMFG: "It's as good as mine. I let a couple of girls take a whiff of it from the Men's Journal ad I was reading at Supercuts. They liked it so much I ran out to Macy's and put a couple cases on layaway."

Buff: "You're an idot."

OMFG: "Don't hate the playa, hate the game. And I gots me some mad game now with my Polo Green."


ROTFLMAO great post Nik
 
Their stadium is such a pipe dream. Not going to happen. They can't sustain the attendance goals, no one is going to donate them that much money, taxes will not be used, the state will not pay for it, no one will want to sponsor the naming rights (except for Cinch Jeans) and the University cannot afford it. Good luck Fu(kTardgasm.
 
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