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If Colorado fans were Larry Scott, what concessions would you demand of Texas before joining the PAC-16?
I'll start:
An NFL franchise, preferably the New England Patriots, must move to Austin
Mathew McConoughey is not allowed to take his shirt off in public.
The RIAPFWTAMAR hook'em hand signal is prohibited outside of Texas and is subject to masking on network television (Raise Index and Pinky Fingers Wrap Thumb Accross Middle and Ring)
The Flat Screen TV's in Mack Brown's bathrooms must be disabled during recruiting visits
No more pissing in Waller Creek on game day in Austin
Any revenue earned by the Texas AD in excess of 100M is taxed at 100%
Fifteen of the 40 acres must be sold off.
Your turn....
I'll start:
An NFL franchise, preferably the New England Patriots, must move to Austin
Mathew McConoughey is not allowed to take his shirt off in public.
The RIAPFWTAMAR hook'em hand signal is prohibited outside of Texas and is subject to masking on network television (Raise Index and Pinky Fingers Wrap Thumb Accross Middle and Ring)
The Flat Screen TV's in Mack Brown's bathrooms must be disabled during recruiting visits
No more pissing in Waller Creek on game day in Austin
Any revenue earned by the Texas AD in excess of 100M is taxed at 100%
Fifteen of the 40 acres must be sold off.
Your turn....