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Please beat Utah this week to shut them up
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UtahaluminTX
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Ok I'll bite. Has something to do with the 'school' in Provo being akin to a zoo, and the old romper room sing of being a "do-be". Gotta be old to understand that. More importantly, I was there for the 'Rice Bowl' in 1988 totally unexpected Utes beatdown of the still proud Lavell Edwards ybu team. 57 - 28 forever etched in memory. They just suck now so hardly care about them. Just a yearly tune up game where they pretend they are relevant to anything and then talk about how they would've won if 3 plays went the other way (never mind Kyle having the steeds take a knee rather than score again in last minute).
ahoelsken
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Oh the fun we could have if we put Nebraska in the same bowl game as BYU-the moral victory bowl? Make the trophy like a golden Capri-Sun?
If BYU were the "Notre Dame of the west" they wouldn't be playing most of the teams they end up playing. Part of the challenge for them going independent is that they don't travel particularly well outside their region. They are also trying to compete with P5 programs but only getting G5 media money.
I believe that is the capacity for USU's stadium.
c502cid
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I have a Morman friend who won't say ****, but will say "crap" when he is really mad. Do not underestimate the anger of BYUdad here.
UtahaluminTX
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Yes, this is borderline legit. Ybu dweebs think it's really cool to call Logan where USU is "Ogden". Only a ybu fan understands why that is somehow "funny". So maybe this guy is real? It just pushes all known borders of their 'ever so superior in every conceivable way' fanbase to the limits of all plausibility. I haven't been in Utah in years (yay) so maybe they are truly that unhinged this year.
This is no ordinary sock. Sure, any idot can get the basics of BYU football down with a modicum of internet research. However, it takes either a real BYU fan, or one who lives among them, to pull out the old "UTEP listened in on our calls in that 1985 game."
I'm the one who called Logan Ogden... Had Weber State and Utah State's locations mixed up in my head.
Also figured their stadium was bigger than 25k (USU's) without looking.
Guess my Utah trivia is no good.
Spent a night in Logan. Sister wives jokes don’t resonate there. Also the asphalt at the motel 6 or whatever the **** it was - it was so hot it melted my flip flops and I had to resort to leaping from car hood to car hood to get back to my car.
****ing barbarians out there. It is road warrior already real time.
****ing barbarians out there. It is road warrior already real time.
At this point, I feel like we are the United Nations trying to negotiate passive aggressive discussions between BYU Dad and UtahaluminTX.
Only we suck at it and don't give a ****.
Only we suck at it and don't give a ****.
pcbuff
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They actually travel better than most. It is common for them to have more fans than their opponents in many of the stadiums and gyms they end up in on the road.
That depends entirely on the size of the LDS population in the area they are playing. Some states have large LDS populations and they turn out, most states don't and it shows.
Playing football as an independent they are limited in who they can schedule and have ended up the last couple years with some teams that Notre Dame wouldn't even accept a phone call from.
ahoelsken
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Played a basketball game against Utah Valley in college-I've never heard so many your mom lines in 2 hours.
jizzrag85
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Their moms were doing lines?
ahoelsken
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hahaha no
ahoelsken
Well-Known Member
#mormonprofanity
Reminds me of a CSU tshirt making fun of BYU in the 90s. One of the lines was "Milk and cookies make for a lame tailgate".
I spent a night one time in Blanding (the most aptly named place ever). I went into a Old West themed restaurant. The "bar" was an ice cream bar.
ahoelsken
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Year before I played at UNC we had three guys get arrested for shoplifting from the Provo Wal-Mart during the Utah Valley road trip lol
I don't understand this at all. I came to support the Buffs against a common enemy and get ridiculed. I'm hoping Tom Holmoe schedules your candy butts so we can do to you what we did to USC, Tennessee, and the rest this season.
I might be able to forgive you if your underachieving team can somehow beat Pootah. Don't let the Yewt fans who are coming on here fool you. They are classless and probably drunk as they type their nonsense.
I might be able to forgive you if your underachieving team can somehow beat Pootah. Don't let the Yewt fans who are coming on here fool you. They are classless and probably drunk as they type their nonsense.
ahoelsken
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Question I've been meaning to ask you. Let's say you were playing our rival Nebraska this weekend, and one of us showed up on one of your boards trying to argue that you guys should hate them because they're a bunch of fat rednecks who marry their sisters (which might explain @BuffSurveyor's constant presence here), eat ****ty meat pocket sandwiches, drink ****ty beer, and don't shave-how would you react?
We don't hate Utah like you do because we don't have a reason to yet, but welcome to the bandwagon for Saturday night.
As far as your team, I'll say this-congrats on beating USC and Tennessee. You have a good football team, and you've earned the bowl bid (Hawaii Bowl if I remember correctly) you've accepted. We just hosted another team who walked into your house in September and punked you over the weekend, though. If you want to argue you're better than we are because you beat USC and we didn't-there's always Washington.
If you want to play, I'm all for it. Two games at our place for one at yours? We're booked through 2029 though. We'll have RG call Tom Holmoe and they can settle it over lunch?
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What part of "we are assholes" do you not understand?
What the crap?