#1 - Herbie/Lil Red. Having an inbred hick for a mascot is nothing to be proud of, son. #2 - Pistol Pete - BIG HEAD BIG HEAD BIG HEAD!!!!!!! #3 - War Eagle/Tiger/plainsman/whatever. What the hell is Auburn's mascot, again? Maybe if they could make up their mind, I might be able to place them better. Pick one already. #4 - Georgia Tech's wasp. Thing looks like some kind of freakish alien. #5 - The pachyderm from Alabama. Look, I know you can't make a costume out of a natural event, but please, an elephant? You shouldn't have even tried. #6 - Sparky - ASU. Creepy satan figure. Nuff said. #7 - Beavers/Gophers/Ducks. C'mon, were prairie dogs and guinea pigs already taken? Weak. #8 - Willie the Wildcat. Big head on a guy wearing a football uniform. How original. #9 - the Stanford tree - Seriously, a tree? I know you're getting all cerebrial on us, but really? A tree? #10 - the OSU Buckeye dude. See Willie the Wildcat reference. Big head in the shape of a chestnut. Fabulous. Honorable mention - the Leprechaun at Notre Dumb. Memo to the folks in South Bend, they prefer to be called "Little People".