Wow, asshole much? Calling someone's mother ugly on the net. You are a true lowlife - but hopefully it made you feel better.
First off, Waylon, **** nebraska. Let's get that out of the way.
Also, I don't view this transfer as the routine, ho-hum, event that you've painted it to be.
While I fully acknowledge there are circumstances of which I'm unaware, the story goes like this:
--CU gave Lewis a chance when no other team would.
--He sucked, but he was thrown into the fire young.
--He starts to show a little promise.
--He is on one of the two thinnest units on the team. A unit where every big body is essential. A unit where every down played, critical. The unit where we could not afford any injuries.
--Late in the Spring he (apparently) springs it on the staff without warning that he's transferring the team that every CU fan and player hates the most. The dirtiest team outside the SEC. The team of self-congragulatory fans who clap for opponents in a disgusting show of smarmy self-righteousness. The team whose fans invented a style (visit the North Platte Walmart if you have any questions) that I refer to as "husker-meth-Goth". The team of hidden guns and the policy known as "27 Strikes and You're Out." The team that belongs to a town that seemed to universally sanction "Sal is Dead Go Big Red."
Finally, ****, **** nebraska. Carry on.
ymssrr, somebody rep Orr for me...First off, Waylon, **** nebraska. Let's get that out of the way.
Also, I don't view this transfer as the routine, ho-hum, event that you've painted it to be.
While I fully acknowledge there are circumstances of which I'm unaware, the story goes like this:
--CU gave Lewis a chance when no other team would.
--He sucked, but he was thrown into the fire young.
--He starts to show a little promise.
--He is on one of the two thinnest units on the team. A unit where every big body is essential. A unit where every down played, critical. The unit where we could not afford any injuries.
--Late in the Spring he (apparently) springs it on the staff without warning that he's transferring the team that every CU fan and player hates the most. The dirtiest team outside the SEC. The team of self-congragulatory fans who clap for opponents in a disgusting show of smarmy self-righteousness. The team whose fans invented a style (visit the North Platte Walmart if you have any questions) that I refer to as "husker-meth-Goth". The team of hidden guns and the policy known as "27 Strikes and You're Out." The team that belongs to a town that seemed to universally sanction "Sal is Dead Go Big Red."
Finally, ****, **** nebraska. Carry on.
Risking his scholarship? :rofl: More like a prerequisite for admission.I must say if Alex was actually defending Webb in a bar I gained newfound respect for him. You would expect that (or hope for it) up to a point anyway (not to the point of assault) from a current teammate but someone who just left Colorado to join one of our hated rivals? The last thing I would have thought Alex would do now would be to risk his Nebraska scholarship to defend J. Webb.
Lewis said he drank six glasses of wine, 10 beers and six shots of various other alcohols that night. He did not know how much Webb had to drink.
This would never have happened in stincoln.
More than likely they would have suspended the cops for harrasing a football player and arrested the guy who left in the ambulance for hitting the players fist with his face.
http://www.dailycamera.com/ci_23230814
Lewis said he drank six glasses of wine, 10 beers and six shots of various other alcohols that night. He did not know how much Webb had to drink.
Damn.
http://www.dailycamera.com/ci_23230814
The BDC's got some semblance of what actually happened, although there's differing accounts of who started what. It's amazing what can happen when drunk people bump into one an another.
Damn.
The Camera article made it sound like they both just beat the crap out of this kid. Wood better be the most durable QB ever. Still can't believe Hirsch decided to leave. One play away from starting.
Coach TunaMac: Hey Jordan, want to help out the team?
Webb: Of course Coach, anything. You name it.
TunaMac: I need you to take that traitor, husker-loving son-of-a-bitch, Lewis out and get him hammered.
Webb: I'm not following, coach.
TunaMac: Hold on. I'm not done. Then I need you to take him out and get him into some sort of altercation. Some big trouble.
Webb: Still not following, Coach.
TunaMac: Well, when the dust settles, I'm going to kick you off the team.
Webb: What!?
TunaMac: Look, Jordan, you're a great young man, and a great team-player. But we're moving in another direction with quarterback, and you're injured. We can cut you, and you'll land on your feet in coaching. But once I kick you off the team, it will be on ESPN, and nebraska will be forced to follow suit with Lewis just to save face. Frankly, they don't have much to lose anyway. He'll be a player without a team or a home. Drifting like a turd in a toilet.
Webb: How does that help the team? He was gone anyway.
TunaMac: Trust me, Jordan. Trust me.
At this point we need Webb. I sure hope he was just trying to break it up or didn't participate. If that article is true, Lewis is in some very serious trouble.
I suppose you are probably correct. How could the depth at QB have possibly gotten worse from the beginning of spring ball? At this point we are hoping for (a) Dillon to gain weight at an alarming rate and improve his delivery/decision making in four months, and/or (b) Sefo to be vastly more prepared than we thought, and heroically be able to make the jump from HS to BCS immediately, and/or (c) Schrock and Dorman to have been holding back in some strange game of possum. Furthermore, while Wood looked much better in the spring, we are counting on a kid that clearly did not look the part last year, and with our offensive line we can guarantee he is going to miss some, or many, snaps this season.I don't think M2 can afford to even touch this issue now. Even if the truth turns out to be way in favor of Webb he was still out drinking and got involved in a situation where somebody ends up in the hospital. Hard to see him anything but done at this point. M2 isn't going to spend his new coach goodwill on this one.
Apparently the two of them jumped some guy, ran his head into a wall, knocked him out and then beat him when he was down. Classy.
http://www.dailycamera.com/cu-news/...uffs-jordan-webb-alex-lewis?source=JBarTicker
Thank you for your invaluable addition to the thread, Captain Dooshnozzle.Apparently the two of them jumped some guy, ran his head into a wall, knocked him out and then beat him when he was down. Classy.
http://www.dailycamera.com/cu-news/...uffs-jordan-webb-alex-lewis?source=JBarTicker
Thank you for your invaluable addition to the thread, Captain Dooshnozzle.
Didn't have time to read all the posts so I guess that makes me a supreme asshat. Whatev.
For God's sake, you didn't even have time to add an "er" to the end of your post!
Didn't have time to read all the posts so I guess that makes me a supreme asshat. Whatev.