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Bama Charlie's brother arrested
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Kameltosis
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Well that's not very nice
Farva's the idiot asshat.
BehindEnemyLines
beware the habu
I'm sure what you're saying is the truth, but CU didn't offer her employment. Bit of a difference, there.
I think the Littlehales/girlfriend admittance scenario is prolly not unusual. The nubbies did it for their players, and I can't imagine that it was an original idea for them.
You know, cause of your huge hands.
Kameltosis
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Ahhhh.....yeah, forgot about that. 100% true. Love handling some dick.
The Guest
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Just to be clear, you're encouraging him to join the Navy, right? Teabagging is an institution. An institution I tell you!
I like where this is going.
Kameltosis
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OUBuff
American
Okay...?
Not sure how true, but I did hear of the story of a Harrier pilot that earned the callsign "Teabag." Punched out of an aircraft on fire on the deck of an LHA/LHD, his parachute was snagged by an antenna and he spent the time until recovery "teabagging" into the ocean. Survived obviously. I guess the Harrier seat is one of the best.
Kind like a mix of these I guess...[video=youtube;oCUcjyLMj9w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCUcjyLMj9w[/video]...
[video=youtube;U0VBox1kUyU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=U0VBox1kUyU[/video]
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So there's Bama Charlie's girlfriend. Ouch, my eyes hurt. They can't make this **** up.
Bama Charlie
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Hippies love farks.
How many trees have tea bagged today?
Bama Charlie
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Great Post Goofy
If Goofy's a dog, and Pluto's a dog...
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77buff
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Ol' Bubba went down to see Charlie the veteranarian, figured it would cost less than seeing a people doc. "Hey Charlie, man you know me and the wife already got 11 kids an mos' of em' even kinda look like me. I canna ford no more lil' ones, can you do me one a' dem vasectomy things?"
"Well Bubba, when I wuz up there at the CSU vet school dey dun showed me how to do one on a bull and a horse so I spose I cud' do one on ya' but I'd lose mah license if I worked on a human bean'." He thought about it for a minute and said "Bubba, I got the sulution, and it'll be pret cheap to."
"Okay Charlie, wadda I gotta do?"
"Well here's what yah do. Sit on down at that table over there and stuff some of dose M-80s you got in yo' truck in dat beer can you got in yo hand. Light the fuse and count to 10."
"Okay Charlie, sounds kinda strange but I'll give it a shot." Bubba loads the beer can like Charlie told him, lit the fuse and starts to count on his fingers "Uh, one, two, tree, four, five," At this point he sticks the can between his legs and keeps counting on the other hand "six, seven, eigh." Problem solved.