Anybody check how much time she spends watching film during the week?
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Coach Prime. Scared....? Celebrity Run With Ralphie Thread
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Preston Slaughter
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Seems like we purposely picked a runt which was par for the course for football related decisions prior to 9 months ago. They should replace her with a normal sized buffalo. She has to be half the size of a normal adult female.
How very Sean Lewis of her.
Small, lazy, slow, and her name doesnt fit in with the long line of Ralphie's before her...
Ralphie
Moonshine (drinking)
Tequila (drinking)
Rowdy (drinking)
Blackout (drinking)
Ember...
She isn't a bad buffalo, she just isn't the right one.
Ralphie
Moonshine (drinking)
Tequila (drinking)
Rowdy (drinking)
Blackout (drinking)
Ember...
She isn't a bad buffalo, she just isn't the right one.
Time to move on. Good football deserves a better Ralphie
She doesn't seem to want to run towards the crowd
Buffalo years or people years?
She seems distracted when she runs. Would they actually replace her? How much time and money goes into buffalo training?
SeanMSan
Well-Known Member
Definitely slower than what has been the norm. Then again Blackout was just getting faster in her golden age…so maybe that’s why little VI seems so slow?
My special lady looked at me during the run and said, "well, this explains why she was rejected by her herd."
Probably for the best.
Ralphie has gotten away from the handlers on more than one occasion.
I was not expecting a positive spin on FM's post, if I'm being honest.
The game times have been warm. She’s probably not interested in running while it is hot. This is a wild animal who’s mostly raised by people.
Let’s run a herd of Ralphies
Always BUFF
I post stupid ****
The P12 affect...sucks the life out of all living things.
Imagine being able to support a conservation of buffalo.
There is a herd of them down the street. And a few mules. I like that neighbor more than most others.
I've attended most of the home games over the last 10 seasons and I'm incredibly disappointed to have never seen Ralphie get loose.
That possibility was the only reason I even attended games prior to this season.
I don't remember her being so lame during her runs last year. This felt like more of a conscious decision, along with the team not really running out directly behind her.
BUT, I'll defer to those who have been in attendance a lot over the last few years. Maybe she's just not into it. Maybe it's time to get a male and add about 5 extra Ralphie Runners. That'd be awesome.
BUT, I'll defer to those who have been in attendance a lot over the last few years. Maybe she's just not into it. Maybe it's time to get a male and add about 5 extra Ralphie Runners. That'd be awesome.
And just in case, have a team of handlers armed with tranquilizer darts.
Sounds like it is more of a conscious decision...
This Twitter account is a ****ing psychopath who tries to make himself look official but knows less than nothing.
Because CU now officially has the two greatest mascots in college sports: Ralphie and Lil Wayne. We're that ****ing awesome.