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Oct 5th - Arizona @ Colorado

DBT said:
Loved a recent interview with Stefanou. He and his wife, his wife mainly, are having or just had a baby. When asked about pressure kicking field goals he said he doesn’t feel it. He said having a baby, on the other hand, THAT is pressure.
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Truth.
 
Alfred91 said:
We need to beat Arizona.

The fact that we've lost 6 out of the last 7 to these posers is unacceptable, and it needs to stop now.

Arizona should never be anywhere close to decent in football. They're a basketball school, and one that needs to cheat to even be that.

Arizona is in a naturally beautiful city, which makes them twice as lame, because, unlike us, they're unable to turn the fact that they are in a naturally beautiful city into being something other than a crap second rate **** school. Also, said natural beauty is only bearable half the year, otherwise you feel like you're walking on the surface of the sun. I believe people get sunstroke walking across the street. Which, if you think about it, could explain how the following decisions were made.

Arizona's mascot is the Wildcat. Wow - super creative, Arizona. Did you figure 'Tigers' wasn't mainstream enough for you? Oh, and Miss Wildcat, Minnie Mouse called and said she wanted the blatant ripoff of "Well, I guess we need something for the girls" back.

I don't know what the deal is with 'Bear Down'. Is it their school motto or something? Is it like that "Tear 'em asunder" thing they do in Fort Collins? Anyway, if they think it is cool, just like their apparent notion that their men's basketball program isn't dirty as ****, they're wrong. As has been pointed out in other threads, the only time you should hear the words "Bear Down" together is when someone is trying to pop a human out of another human. Otherwise, it sounds like you're taking a ****, in which case "Bear Down" is the last thing you should do. That's how Elvis died, you know.

They call themselves "Zona". We call them the Chards. Because Chards is creative. Zona sounds like your alcoholic uncle trying to tell you where he wants to retire.

Arizona doesn't have the reputation of its rival school Arizona State for all of their female students being strippers, so that's good. Or is it? Could it be that the stripper recruiters took the 90 minute trip down from Tempe to Tucson, took a look around, said "Nuh uh", and headed back to Tempe? I mean, what's the more logical scenario? Exactly.

Speaking of retirement, the state of Arizona ranks second only to Florida in terms of places people go to die. Colorado attracts young, dynamic people wanting to live among active, energetic people like themselves (who might be potheads). Arizona attracts irritable old people from the Midwest who only live for golf and I guess pickleball, whatever the **** that is.

Truth be told, Colorado is better than Arizona in every single way. Like literally all of them. So it stands to reason that this losing streak must end. Now.
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Nice, very ****ty-esque.
Their MBB program is ****ling filthy defiled.
 
The mountains surrounding town are awesome, and some parts of town are really nice. As a whole it's old, dirty, and dilapidated with horrible streets for getting around town.
 
I had to google "*****" and all that came up was the - as I expected - leafy vegetable. So I tried "***** slang" and...well, today I learned.

OK - the board is censoring c-h-a-r-d. That isn't fair - we can't talk greens recipes now?
 
azgreg said:
That's where I first started hearing it, specifically in San Diego.
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Ok. I'm a Southern California native, went to U of A before transferring to CU, and I've never really heard anyone call it that outside of the "Zona Zoo." Which wasn't a thing yet when I went there.
 
SerenityBuff said:
Ok. I'm a Southern California native, went to U of A before transferring to CU, and I've never really heard anyone call it that outside of the "Zona Zoo." Which wasn't a thing yet when I went there.
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I believe the first time I started hearing it was in the early 80's. During that time there wasn't a lot of love for the term here. That's softened up over the years.
 
I actually went on a long-weekend vacation to Tucson once, and there is fun to be had there (great food; absolutely amazing nature stuff right outside town). That being said, fvck the Mildcats. Buffs are -3 at home, which means that this game is basically a pick'em. Too much uncertainty with injuries to starters on both teams.
 
Ringer said:
I actually went on a long-weekend vacation to Tucson once, and there is fun to be had there (great food; absolutely amazing nature stuff right outside town). That being said, fvck the Mildcats. Buffs are -3 at home, which means that this game is basically a pick'em. Too much uncertainty with injuries to starters on both teams.
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They’re actually now -4/4.5 at most shops. Expect that to rise, especially if Tate and Taylor end up out.
 
Darth Snow said:
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SIMPLE : PROVE MY BELIEF WRONG!
 
I have meetings in Tuscon at the end of the month. Note to coach MT....I plan to wear my Buff gear proudly with a CU win over their team this year!
Go Buffs, get it done this weekend!
 
Alfred91 said:
We need to beat Arizona.

The fact that we've lost 6 out of the last 7 to these posers is unacceptable, and it needs to stop now.

Arizona should never be anywhere close to decent in football. They're a basketball school, and one that needs to cheat to even be that.

Arizona is in a naturally beautiful city, which makes them twice as lame, because, unlike us, they're unable to turn the fact that they are in a naturally beautiful city into being something other than a crap second rate **** school. Also, said natural beauty is only bearable half the year, otherwise you feel like you're walking on the surface of the sun. I believe people get sunstroke walking across the street. Which, if you think about it, could explain how the following decisions were made.

Arizona's mascot is the Wildcat. Wow - super creative, Arizona. Did you figure 'Tigers' wasn't mainstream enough for you? Oh, and Miss Wildcat, Minnie Mouse called and said she wanted the blatant ripoff of "Well, I guess we need something for the girls" back.

I don't know what the deal is with 'Bear Down'. Is it their school motto or something? Is it like that "Tear 'em asunder" thing they do in Fort Collins? Anyway, if they think it is cool, just like their apparent notion that their men's basketball program isn't dirty as ****, they're wrong. As has been pointed out in other threads, the only time you should hear the words "Bear Down" together is when someone is trying to pop a human out of another human. Otherwise, it sounds like you're taking a ****, in which case "Bear Down" is the last thing you should do. That's how Elvis died, you know.

They call themselves "Zona". We call them the Chards. Because Chards is creative. Zona sounds like your alcoholic uncle trying to tell you where he wants to retire.

Arizona doesn't have the reputation of its rival school Arizona State for all of their female students being strippers, so that's good. Or is it? Could it be that the stripper recruiters took the 90 minute trip down from Tempe to Tucson, took a look around, said "Nuh uh", and headed back to Tempe? I mean, what's the more logical scenario? Exactly.

Speaking of retirement, the state of Arizona ranks second only to Florida in terms of places people go to die. Colorado attracts young, dynamic people wanting to live among active, energetic people like themselves (who might be potheads). Arizona attracts irritable old people from the Midwest who only live for golf and I guess pickleball, whatever the **** that is.

Truth be told, Colorado is better than Arizona in every single way. Like literally all of them. So it stands to reason that this losing streak must end. Now.
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What have you got against PICKLEBALL??? Every "hot" 70 yr. old + woman, not using a walker, has taken up pickleball! Just ask DBT!
 
DBT said:
I am a former Bingo caller. Now retired. Yep. Lots of 70 year olds with oxygen bottles. I loved working the pickle counter!
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I've won lots of $ out of those pickle buckets at midnight Bingo.. B 12 and you forgot to mention all the smoke
 
BuffUp said:
I've won lots of $ out of those pickle buckets at midnight Bingo.. B 12 and you forgot to mention all the smoke
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Smoking was horrible until they banned it. But back in the day, it sucked. Not to mention our girl’s soccer team players were there inhaling that crap.
 
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