Re: Are Clark Evans & Moten in town?
Not so much Jesus. More like Moses. Just wait till he plays Nebraska and parts the red sea.
Not so much Jesus. More like Moses. Just wait till he plays Nebraska and parts the red sea.
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Poor Clark Evans...
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AlferdJasper
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Re: Are Clark Evans & Moten in town?
Unleash Hell
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Re: Are Clark Evans & Moten in town?
In Clark Evans last game in HS, he was about to get sacked, Evans looked at the defender in the eyes and the defender dropped like a rock, Evans then threw a 67 yard TD pass to win the game. True story.
In Clark Evans last game in HS, he was about to get sacked, Evans looked at the defender in the eyes and the defender dropped like a rock, Evans then threw a 67 yard TD pass to win the game. True story.
FlatironsBuff
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Re: Are Clark Evans & Moten in town?
Nobody is going to believe this BS story. 'Clark Evans was about to get sacked'. What horse****. Everyone knows this is a lie as soon as you said that.:smile2:
Nobody is going to believe this BS story. 'Clark Evans was about to get sacked'. What horse****. Everyone knows this is a lie as soon as you said that.:smile2:
AlferdJasper
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Re: Are Clark Evans & Moten in town?
You forgot two important parts.
1. he was faking that he was going to get sacked just to make it more challenging
2. he ran downfield and caught the 67-yard pass.
You forgot two important parts.
1. he was faking that he was going to get sacked just to make it more challenging
2. he ran downfield and caught the 67-yard pass.
this thread is hall of fame caliber because clark evans said so
hey sacky you been here a while i never saw the clock thread is this anywhere near as good?
i have not been here as long as sacky but, not even close. that is top 3 of this site and has a legit shot at the #1 spot.
is this thread any good
If Clark Evans were a thread, he'd be "I want this clock".
The Guest
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If this thread were a player it would be Jeremy Brougham (and I mean that in the nicest possible way).
AlferdJasper
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If this thread were a player it would be Jeremy Brougham (and I mean that in the nicest possible way).
do you mean Pat Brougham?*
*or am I lost and need to sit in the corner and wait for translation?
Wouldn't be the first time.
If this thread were a player it would be Jeremy Brougham (and I mean that in the nicest possible way).
No, this thread would clearly be Pat Aldrich....
The Guest
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Yes, when I beat my own head with my fist after the missed FG against Wisconsin, I probably knocked his first name from my memory.
Maybe Clark Evans could give this guy a hug?
haha
The Guest
Guest
:lol::lol:Sometimes our smackroom moderator requires a little external validation. A big ol' Clark Evans hug would make BCS's day.
You're doin' a great job little fella!
AlferdJasper
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Poor Clark Evans - his north All Star team lost to the south in yesterday's OC All Star Game.
31-0 at the half
38-21 final, south wins.
Clark got sacked at about 1:10 on this video,
but as you know, he let it happen, just so he could see what it felt like ... once.
Okay, twice.
Clark makes a 15-yd touchdown pass at about 1:48 in the video.
(He split qb duties with another player. Evans was responsible for at least 2 of the North's 3 TDs, couldn't tell who was QB for the 3rd.)
All Star Game coverage
Would have liked to see this:
31-0 at the half
38-21 final, south wins.
Clark got sacked at about 1:10 on this video,
but as you know, he let it happen, just so he could see what it felt like ... once.
Okay, twice.
Clark makes a 15-yd touchdown pass at about 1:48 in the video.
(He split qb duties with another player. Evans was responsible for at least 2 of the North's 3 TDs, couldn't tell who was QB for the 3rd.)
All Star Game coverage
Would have liked to see this:
AlferdJasper
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The Guest
Guest
Maybe.
But not sure you could survive his death grip. Just sayin.
Totally inappropriate photo, Alferd! He said "hug" not "mouth hug"!
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