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Poor Clark Evans...

Does anyone know how to pass this along to Clark Evans, Facebook or anything? I'm sure he would get a good laugh from it.
 
Clark Evans' wasn't delivered by doctor at birth....























the doc just stood there in awe.
 
Clark Evans does not sleep. He waits.

Clark Evans can lead a horse to water and make him drink.

Clark Evans doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

I could do this all day long. :smile2:
 
Clark Evans can kill two stones with one bird.

Clark Evans doesnt use the Force, he IS the Force.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Clark Evans.

Clark Evans can slam a revolving door.
 
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Apple pays Clark Evans $.99 everytime he listens to a song.

Outerspace exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet as Clark Evans.
 
Clark Evans' house has no doors, only walls he walks through.

Clark Evans CAN divide by zero.

Clark Evans ordered a Big Mac at Burger King... and got one!
 
Clark Evans has no shadow. He is that bright.

Bill Gates designed an operating system just for Clark Evans. He gets 10 minutes back just by logging on.

Dr. Pepper drinks Clark Evans at 10, 2 and 4.
 
Simply by pulling on both ends, Clark Evans can stretch diamonds back into coal.

Clark Evans DID in fact, build Rome in a day.

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Clark Evans. After a workout, Clark Evans rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

Clark Evans recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
 
Clark Evans will probably redshirt as a freshman.

Clark Evans will not likely be higher than the number 4 quarterback on the depth chart in his first seasons as a Buff.

Am I even doing this correctly?
 
Clark Evans' upside is so steep, Tony Hawk was afraid to use it as a ramp?
 
In a top-secret document inadvertantly leaked to the press, NASA concluded that nearly one-third of all meteors are actually footballs thrown by--you guessed it--Clark Evans. NASA estimates that by 2011 he will account for all meteors.
 
And was hungry again before dinnertime.:smile2:

and then he wanted to eat the cornshuckers, but was warned corn doesnt get digested just passes through as cornturds, and so was told to start with lambcops of Ft Fun....

Clark Evans skeletized the whole team in two minutes.
 
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